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UK Water Main Breaks Unexpectedly

Water main bursts in the UK

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tsunx4 • 1,179 points
Thames Water be like: “Welp, due to higher demand we must increase your bill yet again. Sorry, not sorry.”

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Cragsterboy • 315 points
And pay our CEO a huge bonus for being a part of this journey on fixing this pipe.

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QuickestDrawMcGraw • 90 points
*Oh, and can you please delete some more precious memories. We need more water now.*

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[deleted] • 57 points
Totally not because they’re paying all their profits to other companies they own, so they can reward their shareholders.

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SeagullKebab • 34 points
I used to be under the impression that a company had to make profit in a financial year to pay dividends to shareholders, but no, they can pay them from profit in previous years, even if red now. So if they made profit ten years ago and none since, they can still dip into that profit from ten years ago. This is insane and must be changed, because it allows the draining of funds from dying companies.

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Faiakishi • 14 points
Why would they change it? It’s working exactly as intended, to keep the rich getting richer.

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FlipZip69 • 2 points
Dividends are paid when there is free cash and has little to do when the profits were made. To be fair, free cash generally and usually happens after profits. If they have not made profit in 10 years then generally something is wrong. Either they are inefficient or they need to raise their prices.

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Pegasus82 • 36 points
My heart bleeds

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NareBaas • -4 points
Neither does mine, but theres too many idiots on reddit making claims without actually understanding shareholder / CEO dynamics in corporates.

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[deleted] • 19 points
Yeah if they invested in Thames Water, but I’ll hazard a guess they’ve been shifting their profits elsewhere so they can’t meet commitments to improve infrastructure. The water industry in the UK is fucked, particularly in England.

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chairman_mooish • 10 points
And Thames Water have destroyed the wildlife in many waterways, fuck the shareholders

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ansibleloop • 22 points
Could you delete old pictures and emails to make up for the lost water please?

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fossil98 • 1 points
Is this referring to something?

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KO9 • 1 points
https://www.theverge.com/science/758275/drought-delete-files-email-data-center-water-uk

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fossil98 • 1 points
Hahaha. Man. Her heart is in the right place but consumer email habits are not the problem. This is just poor planning by corporations and then having us foot the bill. Tax them.

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Arola_Morre • 7 points
Residents or “customers” be like: ‘Don’t worry TW, this one’s on me’

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Hariaka • 6 points
Legit happened to me. I reported a leaky water main near my flat, didn’t hear anything and it got worse over a month. Eventually got fixed and my reward was a £30k water bill. Thanks cunts!

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Pukefeast • 2 points
30,000 pounds bill? Im guessing you refused to pay that ? lol

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Spoomplesplz • -3 points
That’s just the UK every couple of months. Loved there for 30 years and over the years all of my bills, phone bill, internet, etc would slowly just go up every couple of months under the guide of “bringing You the best service possible” So that’s why every single one of my bills would go from 10 quid a month, to 11..to 12..to 13…to 15 to 18 to 23 to 26. When I left that shit hole country I was paying upwards of £60 for my internet, £60 for my phone, £60 for the TV license we never paid for (fuck you TV laws) My point being is that legitimately these companies will bump up their price every couple of months and change NOTHING, hell half the time they make the service worse Fuck these companies.

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the_silent_redditor • 32 points
Tell me the utopia that you live in where this *doesn’t* happen. Cause it sure as shit happens in the US, the UK, Ireland, Australia and several European countries where I’ve lived. It’s the reward for being born on modern society. “Hello. Welcome. **Pay us.**”

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Cow_Launcher • 4 points
“…that shit hole country…” What a wanker. You’re absolutely right that it’s everywhere. It’s not right, and it’s not okay. But to call the UK that as a whole is vile. I’d *also* like to know what ideal country he’s moved to so we can watch and learn what a paradise looks like.

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Faiakishi • 0 points
You can get around it by being *really* annoying, as my mother can attest. I call it ‘using her Karen powers for good.’

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VOOLUL • 20 points
£60p/m for internet? I pay £30 for 500mbps. £60p/m for phone? I pay £12. £60p/m for TV licence? It’s £174.50 PER YEAR. No wonder you think it’d a shit hole lol. You just did everything wrong 🤣

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Spoomplesplz • -1 points
It was more of the fact that every 3-6 months I’d get a letter from these dickhead companies saying that they’re raising the prices to make it a better service for the user (it never is) and the first few times they did it called up, argued, etc they gave me a few months cheaper and this is how it went for like 2 years and after that I just couldn’t be fucked bothered anymore. So I just stopped phoning them to complain, didn’t wanna switch providers because that’s also a huge hassle and yeah you could say its laziness on my part which is true, however I shouldn’t have to fucking argue and complain every few months cause virgin wants to raise their price by 3 quid a month every fucking 6 months It’s fucking MADDENING. Ive been in the US now for a few years, you know how much my fucking phone costs? 50 dollars a month. You know how much it costed day 1? 50 fucking dollars a month Same with my internet. The UK is the only country where every couple of months you just LET companies fuck you over for free and THEY GET AWAY WITH IT. ALL THE TIME. So yeah. It was my fault, because I didn’t wanna spend hours if not weeks or my collective life on the phone, on hold so I’m I can talk to Rajesh in India who has no idea what the fuck is going on.

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Darrelc • 3 points
> It was more of the fact that every 3-6 months I’d get a letter from these dickhead companies saying that they’re raising the prices to make it a better service for the user (it never is) and the first few times they did it called up, argued, etc they gave me a few months cheaper and this is how it went for like 2 years and after that I just couldn’t be fucked bothered anymore. So I just stopped phoning them to complain, didn’t wanna switch providers because that’s also a huge hassle and yeah you could say its laziness on my part which is true, however I shouldn’t have to fucking argue and complain every few months cause virgin wants to raise their price by 3 quid a month every fucking 6 months Hahahah reading through this I was like “mans describing virgin to a tee” used to enjoy watching my freind go that rigamarole every six month lol.

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Spoomplesplz • -3 points
Absolute insanity. Meanwhile Richard cuntface is making trillions off of lazy shitters like me who don’t have it in them to either rip out the old line and install a brand new one every 3-6 months or complain to get a “discount” every 6 months. I can’t wait till they make a law against this shit. I guarantee when it happens everyone will be saying “why the wasn’t this in place 20 years ago”

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oscillik • 0 points
Really have no idea why you’ve been downvoted here, and someone is incredulous that you were paying £60 a month for internet. Virgin Media are notorious for only giving good prices to brand new customers, and hiking prices up for loyal customers. After nearly 20 years with Virgin Media (due to ADSL being terrible where I live), we were more than ready to jump to BT’s recently rolled out Fibre To The Property.

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geusebio • 0 points
> knows exactly how much the tv licence costs lol stop paying, ya goomba. I aint paying for them to pay terfs to talk shit on the radio without risk of being questioned at drivetime.

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Zouden • 10 points
You got some pretty bad deals then, I pay £30 for internet and £12 for mobile and nothing for TV. But yeah Thames Water sucks. I’m paying £45/month just for water…

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