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What sets us apart from other banks is that other banks are indeed banks.

I recently strolled into my local bank, which boldly advertised its revolutionary approach—turns out that meant they took the “bank” out of banking. Instead of the usual stiff counters and grumpy tellers, I walked into a space that looked more like a coffee shop and smelled like freshly baked cookies. I half-expected the teller to hand me a latte rather than a withdrawal slip. As I tried to deposit some cash, the friendly staff encouraged me to play a game of “pin the tail on the interest rate” instead of asking me for my account number.
Let’s just say, nothing quite compares to the absurdity of trying to complete a mundane banking transaction while dodging balloons and negotiating a cupcake loan. I left feeling more like I’d attended a birthday party than taken care of my finances. Who knew getting a bank statement could come with a complimentary slice of cake? Next time I want to check my balance, I might just bring a party hat!

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bitemark01 • 98 points
That’s where I keep my nearly money

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invol713 • 9 points
Aaaaand it’s more-than-nearly gone.

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Korlac11 • 3 points
Where’s the almost a morgue? I have a friend who’s been mostly dead all day, and I need somewhere to put him

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bitemark01 • 3 points
If only you had a wheelbarrow

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CharcoalGreyWolf • 1 points
Right before you go to Better-Than-A-Pawnshop

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redittjoe • 51 points
*39.99% starting apr on all PayDay Loans

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Vip3r20 • 26 points
AHA. Brother. Try 150%+ apr. Yes it’s real.

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redittjoe • 4 points
I was trying to be generous

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Fearless-Leading-882 • 14 points
Just need three pay stubs and a blood sacrifice

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sabre007 • 5 points
Good deal. Last time I had to leave my firstborn and my last functioning kidney as collateral.

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relikter • 7 points
> I had to leave my firstborn Cheap childcare? Where!?

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Reasonable-Flys • 1 points
Tom from MySpace ?

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1CEninja • 3 points
For a payday loan that’s incredibly low interest.

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Vivians_Basement • 36 points
I can’t believe it’s not Bank.

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Shadow288 • 6 points
But I bet they are making bank!

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Cetun • 2 points
What, not a bank!

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neutrino71 • 13 points
Almost a scam* *You must be this poor and this desperate to take our terms and conditions

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Fearless-Leading-882 • 15 points
Saw this on my way back from work. Never seen a more blatantly named business

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Ijustworkthere • 5 points
I used to drive by one on the way to work in Daytona, it made me laugh every time

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Newphone_New_Account • 2 points
They’ve been around for a long time. I remember the jingle from their radio ads. 🎵Almost a bank, money when you need it🎵

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Steel_Reign • 1 points
It looks so old, I’m sure they did this for a top listing in the yellow pages.

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Brod24 • 1 points
Saxon Blvd in Deltona?

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OhWhyNotMarie • 6 points
Do they do kermit the frog tattoos too?

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Fearless-Leading-882 • 6 points
No I want a skull

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OhWhyNotMarie • 5 points
Ok I can do Kermit the frog.

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ffffh • 3 points
Almost Money.

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xampl9 • 3 points
I thought “Bank” is a protected name. You can’t call your business a bank unless you’re licensed as a bank by the state or feds.

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93195 • 2 points
It’s only in Florida. Seems like Florida lets businesses do whatever the hell they want.

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Grouchy-Engine1584 • 3 points
I Can’t Believe It’s Not A Bank!

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93195 • 3 points
That’s a payday lender.

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