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Last Saturday, I decided it was time to treat myself and made a trip to my favorite bakery. I stepped up to the counter, dramatically scanning the array of pastries like I was about to select the next contestant for a talent show. After serious deliberation, I confidently pointed to a particularly decadent chocolate croissant and cheerfully declared, “Don’t mind if I do!” Just as I was about to grab my sweet prize, I accidentally knocked over a mountain of powdered sugar, creating a mini bakery blizzard that covered me head to toe.
Instead of a graceful indulgence, I became a living pastry disaster. As I stood there covered in sugar, the bakery staff openly giggled, and I couldn’t help but laugh at the irony: I wanted a treat, and I got one—just not the way I envisioned! I walked out looking like a disheveled dessert, leaving behind a trail of sugary footprints and a lot of chuckles. Next time, I’ll have to remember to specify the treat, not the entire bakery ambiance!
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I don’t mind if I participate!
C
#4) say you delivered it and recipient was sober, and his drunk call proves he got the delivery.
V
Yeah, if this is for UberEats or a similar service, then I can’t imagine they enforce this much. Being intoxicated is the number 1 reason to pay extra to have alcohol delivered rather than just picking it up yourself. I may or may not be speaking from experience…
T
This is CYA training so the service can claim ignorance and let the delivery driver get charged if for the recipient is “over served”. Many bartenders have been charged like that in the past when over serving a customer who then causes a fatal accident.
G
**WARNING:** Accusing a recipient of being drunk ***WILL*** start a fight!
O
If I win the fight do I get to keep the booze?
D
Well, if you’re also drunk yourself, that’s probably the correct and inevitable answer.
A
Im confused wouldn’t you *want* to deliver to an intoxicated person since that means they won’t drive to get it themselves?
A
Door dash doesnt want us delivering to people who are heavily drunk. health safety im guessing?
S
Ya, I was that person at one point, it is a can’t walk down the hallway without falling not a can’t drive
P
Yeah, but it’s not an issue of company policy, it’s a regulation “issue” about serving alcohol to people who are already intoxicated
S
The issue comes with people (like myself in the past) who get way too drunk and end up with lethal BACs and end up ether dieing or hopefully getting medical attention. This isn’t too drunk to drive, but too drunk to properly walk across a hallway. They need to sleep it off not get more.
S
Everyone raise a toast to multiple choice exam questions with at least one blatantly wrong answer.
C
A Bar Manager has a responsibility to the public to ensure their staff are trained up in such matters. A Bar Manager could go to jail if one of their staff serves somebody who is already intoxicated, so I think it should be the same for Supermarket managers.
E
I think you should be able to drink until your liver explodes without anyone being liable except yourself. Of course if they want to cut you off before they have to carry you outside, whatever.
P
General rule with most establishments as long as your not a nuisance. Basically its until they dont believe you can handle yourself to walk out the door or have people near you. Or you throw up
H
So people with cirrhosis of the liver should be excluded from medical care? Interesting. What about people with torn limbs from accidents? Maybe if they were being more careful they wouldn’t have lost that limb. So where is the line with you?
E
I can’t find that part in my comment. Can you show me where it is?
I
I read it twice, and I can’t find it either…
J
Even for reddit, this is quite a big leap in logic.
T
One might say it’s a Bar Mitzvah
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