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One Sunday afternoon, my friends and I decided to have a game day at my house. We set up everything—pizza, drinks, and the TV blaring with the pre-game hype. Just as the opening whistle blew, my elderly neighbor, Mr. Jenkins, shuffled over with his trusty old remote in hand, a curious twinkle in his eye. “Mind if I join?” he asked, grinning like a kid sneaking a cookie. The next thing I knew, he plopped down in my recliner, and we were sharing fixtures as if we were long-lost pals.
Picture this: Mr. Jenkins, who still thinks a “touchdown” is when you smack your toe against the coffee table, shouting at the screen with more passion than a coach at the Super Bowl. He was convinced that every time the game would be on commercial break, he’d hold his remote and declare, “Now this thing has the power to change the game!” As he pressed every button, the TV switched to cooking shows, infomercials, and even a thriller movie. We couldn’t tell if he was trying to coach the players or auditioning for “Old Man Survivor.” In the end, we decided that letting him watch the game was worth more than just football; we all got a weekly comedy show for free!
E
The end caught me off guard, the fact the old man ate it 😂
P
He was biding his time, letting the other guy be the distraction. Then he made his move and struck gold. A true champion.
C
Classic dad move… “You two can’t share? Fine, I’m eating it and neither of you get anything!”
B
This is obviously a dad with his two asshole kids. He sat between them to prevent their shenanigans and still they fought, so Dad gets the cotton candy. Just more proof that kids never grow up.
Q
They’re not fighting, you can tell they’re just dicking around from the way they’re smiling. I’m sure part of it is just to annoy their dad lol
P
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KpwT3ihBBw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KpwT3ihBBw)
I
I wish my dad was still around for me and my sibs to “annoy” like this.
E
God damn man 😂😂😂 some families just have fun they don’t have to be assholes to be hooligans
B
I’m sure they’re great kids on their own, but put them together on an outing with Dad and assholery ensues. My own boys are two years apart and fight like this all the time at 11 and 13. I don’t see that changing at 21 and 23, 31 and 33, etc. Just because they’re assholes doesn’t mean they’re bad.
I
My mom is in her 60s and acts like a teenager whenever she and her brother are in the same room.
E
I see, that’s a fair enough. I think it’s because my son is much too young at the moment for me to completely understand 🫠🫠🫠 but I will admit that the men in my family had a tendency to be….. assholes
B
My kids are awesome and I love them to death. But good god are they assholes to each other. People tell you having kids close together means they’ll play together and be close. More like they’ll fight all the damn time about the stupidest shit.
G
Nah, they’re either doing it for the camera or just to humorously annoy him.
V
Ive done this. You cant share fairly? You know what fuck it, im going to eat it now. And youre gonna watch me, you cant leave the table till im done. Next time they share just fine.
L
Taking the piece out of his hand rather than from the cone was definitely a power move.
Z
Holy shit that’s cotton candy, I thought it was a baby in a holder and the guy was trying to pet it or some shit, power move by dad to steal the candy at the end and eat it tho.
G
me too thought i saw a baby arm moving for a sec
M
I love that! I wish my children are that silly at their age!! Love it when he shows Floss into his dads mouth to haha!
L
Is floss another name for cotton candy?
O
Yeah in the UK we call it candy floss. Don’t ask why, I don’t know, we’re weird sometimes, deal with it.
C
Australia calls it fairy floss.
O
OK I take it back, Australia is the weird one here.
B
The French name for cotton candy is “Barbe à papa”, which literally translates as “dad’s beard”. They’re the weird ones.
L
Malorie: you listen here, no one wants your… Archer: wait Mother, everything is ok Malorie: mustache rides here, mister! Archer: ugh, oh God….
O
Why do the Fr*nch just keep giving the rest of us more reasons to hate them?
C
I mean, in a global context, the French are the ones least deserving of hate from anyone right now, particularly the U.S.
O
I’m from the UK, it’s a very deep seated hatred. Most of the time I’m not even sure why I hate the Fr*nch.
C
I mean, okay, you really do have a point on that one. France started things 1000 years ago, and yeah, they did some seriously fucked up shit for a very long time. You guys get a pass. Hate away, you gnarly toothed wonder! 🙂
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Cultural after wars back and forth across several hundred years.
X
We also have fairy bread. Its weird down here. Its also our national dish so be kind.
M
A Veggie T might change my mind.
S
Shut up with you hundreds of thousands or whatever you call sprinkles.
E
So after you brush your teeth and you use a string to get between your teeth, do you call that cotton candy?
O
Pfft everyone knows we don’t bother with dental hygiene in the UK! /s No, but seriously, we call it dental floss.
E
Damn red coats! /s
P
Yeah like fanny
O
Nah we were using fanny how we do in the 19th century, the US only started using it how they do in the early 20th century. So we’re not the weird ones on that.
P
> sometimes 🤣🤣🤣
K
It actually makes sense because the sugar is turned into little floss-like strands
G
This is no place for logic, sir.
D
Candy floss makes more sense than cotton candy yuck
E
Candy floss!
Y
Haha best!
L
Paid actors. Stadiums do this all the time to up the entertainment value.
T
these are actors and this is a staged ad for Oracle
L
I didn’t even notice the ad
A
But your brain did.
B
It…it only says Oracle because it’s at Oracle Park, the Giants home stadium. Company bought the naming rights to the stadium, but otherwise it’s just a normal moment at a baseball game
A
It’s definitely staged.
T
Have you ever met an actual person? This is clearly staged.
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