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**Look closely, it’s his snout.**
In the middle of a quiet afternoon, my buddy Tom decided to show off his new phone camera during our picnic. He was convinced it was the latest model that could detect detail better than our own eyes. So, he whipped it out and insisted on taking a close-up of the cute little pug lounging nearby. As he framed the shot, he got so caught up in the moment that he didn’t notice that right behind the pug, the neighbor’s cat was peeking through the grass, ready to ambush.
Just as Tom snapped the picture, the cat pounced, and in the chaotic blur, half the photo ended up showcasing not just the pug’s adorably wrinkled face, but also the cat springing with its eyes wide open, making it look like the pug was about to get into a showdown with a furry tornado. We all burst out laughing, and Tom said, “Look closely, it’s his snout!”—a phrase that quickly became our inside joke, reminding us that sometimes, your best shot might just include a random feline ninja.
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Examine closely, it’s his nose.
J
Got your own homunculus running around
T
Remember: “Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.” Be safe.
R
“In accordance with this law there is a taboo among alchemists. Human transmutation is strictly forbidden. For what could equal the value of a human soul?”
L
I believe a right arm based on empirical data.
A
A left leg will do if you’re short handed.
S
Actually, he lost his whole little brother AND a piece of himself… I assumed because they were children and not full grown. He then lost “another” piece of himself just attaching his brother’s soul to an inanimate object.
G
kind of. Ed didn’t lose all of Al, just the body. the soul stuck around, because nothing is worth a single human soul. trying to be as spoiler free as possible lol because of the act they performed they lost an equivalent amount of their own bodies to what they were doing. so that rebound cost was a whole childs body, and a childs leg. and then Ed being in pain and pissed off at that Al was ‘taken (he doesn’t know Als soul is still around which is the only way it works), bound Als soul to the ‘object’, telling saying out loud to take whatever he wants in exchange “whether it be an arm or a leg or even my heart!”
J
Oh. Ohhhhhhuggghhhhhhblahhhhh….
A
The answer should be “another human soul” but for some unclear reason, they never followed that logic.
F
But that’s the catch: no soul is equal to another, so it’s always going to fail. It’s like this one Tomb King in Warhammer fantasy who made a deal with their god of the dead that if he brings the god a soul equal to his own he gets to live again. Hasn’t happened so far.
R
Fifty cats.
O
Guess I’m spending the rest of my day rewatching Full Metal Alchemist…
D
Be safe? Bro its already here running around, we are already fucked
B
Ngl I thought it was the author of JJK
D
You single handedly added 10 years to my age
J
You’re lucky it was only ten for you.
D
Who let it out of the flask again?
T
Who, who, who, who, who?
A
Hermaeus Mora… unskippable dialogue
M
👁 ^👁^👁 👁^^👁 ^👁 👁^👁 👁^^^👁 👁^👁 ^^^👁 ^👁^^👁 👁 ^👁
M
Hermaeus Mora: “My name is… Hermaeus Mora…” Me: “No, your name is…” *opens console* “…whatever I want it to be.” Hermaeussy Morussy: “…fuck.”
T
Careful it might make a philosophers stone out of your neighborhood.
A
I just imagined it scooting it’s ass on the ground, around the neighborhood, to make the transmutation circle.
J
The dog in the flask.
K
Thats the only thing I thought of.
S
Omg I was about to say dwarf in a flask!
A
So it just has a few crests of blood you need to carve. You can gain immortality though just need to sacrifice all the people in your nation. It’s probably not lying to you… probably….
S
Ed….ward….
G
That’s a chimera, not a homunculus.
T
No. Too soon.
F
Pride was the best
M
Thanks, I looked that up and I am awfully disturbed.
S
I can recognize Selim Bradley anywhere
B
No that’s just the Dwarf in the Flask….without his flask
A
Was gonna say this. OP, make sure you’re in the center, ok?
D
[I can’t unsee it](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/fma/images/d/d1/Homuncurus.jpg)
U
Send it to The Gate and Truth
C
It’s a carbuncle not a homonculus
E
Yea got freaked out like wtf am i looking at
Z
It’s a spiky eyeball. I’ve seen this boss before.
C
In Kirby right?
F
ngl i thought it was a cyclops, but the cutest one
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T
Susuwatari (Soot Sprite)
4
My son loves this!😍
Z
Shuma-Gorath when it’s cold outside
E
If you only see one eyeball, you’ve got the wrong end of the dog.
O
Not spiky, FLUFFY eyeball!
S
Nah it’s just a seeing eye dog
L
Go for the eyeball. It’s its weak point
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