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A Canadian Goose struck my windshield while traveling at 50 mph.
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I didn’t know geese could fly that fast.
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Just wait until you see what a turkey going 70mph can do
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As God is my witness… I thought turkeys could fly
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They’re hitting the ground like wet bags of cement!
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The Pinedale shopping mall has just been bombed with live turkeys!
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Oh, the humanity!
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Film at 11:00.
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We got a WKPR in Cincinnati fan in the house.
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WKRP, please.
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[WKRP turkey drop clip ](https://youtu.be/HiSkjcl9yW4?si=F5TC9KLz-OoBD2ja)
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They can. They sleep in trees.
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The first time I saw a tree full of turkeys at dawn, I was completely flabbergasted.
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I was quoting a famous episode of WKRP. Also- wild turkeys can fly short distances. Same with Peacocks. Turkeys raised for Thanksgiving dinner cannot. And therefore, dropping a few dozen out of a helicopter over a local mall parking lot would be a really bad idea.
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[Best! Skit! Ever!](https://youtu.be/Lr1cJdH6ffg?si=aWkYsdJlepPJ3I1E) LMFAO
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Wild Turkeys can!
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Wild turkeys can for a short distance.
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Wild ones can, but only for short bursts and definitely NOT 50 MPH.
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I’ve had one flying across(rather over) the road as I was driving. Quite the magical and wild sight.
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They can, if they’re wild turkeys.
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Is that the speed attained when dropped from a helicopter at 2000 feet?
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No, that’s the speed at which a turkey totaled my friend’s vehicle.
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Wait till you see what a cow at 40mph can do 😂
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African or european?
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Are you suggesting European geese can migrate to Africa?
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If the rains have been bleased, yes.
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I didn’t know they had a citizenship
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They were deported from Canada because they were honking.
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> I didn’t know geese could fly that fast. [Top speed is about 70 mph (110 kmph)](https://tpwd.texas.gov/publications/nonpwdpubs/young_naturalist/animals/animal_speeds/) and [migratory speed 50-60 mph (80-100 kmph)](https://www.divebombindustries.com/blogs/news/how-fast-can-geese-fly-facts-about-their-speed-and-endurance). Peregrine falcon [top speed 242 mph \(390 kmph\).](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_birds_by_flight_speed)
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Based on info from a speed trap? Goose not reading posted limits?
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He’s Canadian, he thought it was in kilometers per hour.
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Actually he was doing 80 km/h.
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Let alone know how to drive
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RCAF drone attack.
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If OP was monitoring their speed in km/h they could have avoided this.
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Who the fuck let a Canada goose drive in the first place?
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Speed Limit 30. “Going 50mph” Hmmmmmmmmmm
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The goose was speeding.
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lol I turned off to a side road to assess damage.
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“Sure Jan” 😏
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OP at 30 mph, goose at 20 mph in opposite direction, goose hits windshield with effective velocity of 50 mph. Assume a spherical goose in a vacuum.
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*Canada Goose
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Thank you. We don’t know the citizenship of said goose
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ICE has already deported the goose to El Salvador.
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In a couple months when Trump annexes Canada he will rename it America Goose
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He probably already has an executive order. He didn’t need to annex Mexico to get them to hand over the Gulf of America.
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They haven’t actually handed over any documents or anything. (International waters, and most countries aren’t falling for the re-naming.)
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No amnesty for these demon creatures
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I mean.. I think OP cleared up that he was clearly Canadian, but he’s very likely also a Canada Goose by species. Trust me, us Canadians like to go fast.
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The country is so gosh darn big, you can go fast for a whole day and still be in the same province.
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Majestic. Barrel-chested. The envies of all ornithologies.
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