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A bank is invaded by a deer.
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Them putting it back through the window killed me
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The doors was probably locked and had the type of lock you need a key to unlock even from the inside.
T
I was wondering why the cop was entering through the broken window with jagged glass but being locked makes more sense
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H
Hence why the deer chose the window!
S
Its probably not worth the hassle to disable the alarm that goes off when you use that manual override.
Z
bank usually have weird double doors, sometimes rotating and with metal detectors.
J
About 20 years ago this happened at a building I did work for. It broke through the window where the data system was. Bled out. It was just a horrible thing to see.
H
I was waiting for it to get smoked crossing the road. Poor thing.
T
I was thinking like the video of the kid releasing the butterfly and the dog eats it… the deer running into the street only to get hit by a dodge. Lol, what’s wrong with us?
R
The guy with the falcon that flies right into the truck…
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All of them lol
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[Lisa and the reticulated chipmunk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VwXNod6twg)
R
I, too, was expecting the worst.
L
The baby rabbit and the falcon.
H
Seen too many bunnies get released only for a bird of prey to swoop down for an easy lunch.
D
I once had a praying mantis crawl near my leg on a park bench. I scooped him up and put him down under a bush few steps away, only for a squirrel to dart out, pick him up, and bite his head off 5 seconds later 🙁
J
Don’t worry, his girlfriend was gonna do that to him anyways
S
If anything the mantis is a scumbag for cheating on his girlfriend
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Maybe he was only with his girlfriend because she wouldn’t accept him wanting to leave?
C
Is that worse than a praying mantis getting bitten in half by a bee or wasp while she was eating another one? I remember watching a wasp chew her in half as she kept eating the other wasp, completely unfazed, even though she was about to be torn into two pieces.
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The trucker that convinced a turkey to get out of his rig, just to meet god at 70mph five feet away
T
This was the second one I thought of lol, honestly I was half remembering videos and memes and I hoped I got it right
L
Just looked that up for the first time. ‘Marvel’s just et it.’ Brilliant. Thanks for the chuckle.
C
if not a dodge, a ram.
T
*beep beep*
T
This is the one that came to mind for me https://youtu.be/1VyQipO4miw
K
We’ve seen too many cartoons as kids. lol
T
[r/donteatjimmy](https://www.reddit.com/r/donteatjimmy/)
S
Glad i’m not alone. 🫣😂
E
I was thinking the same thing.
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I was waiting for the officers to fear for their lives lol
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Nah, it’s a **white**-tailed deer so they would never draw their firearms.
K
Deer actually kill the most people out of any animal in the US. They’re dangerous af.
S
Pretty sure the majority of these deaths are from vehicle collisions. It would be difficult to find yourself in a situation where a deer is going to harm you outside of a vehicle. Moose on the other hand.
T
I think we’ve all seen enough videos that could have been scripted irony that we can just kind of expect it from reality from time to time. The internet has ruined real life in so many ways 🙂
T
That would have taken the nugget I just dropped from “got the job done” to “I laughed so hard I shit myself”
J
I’m sure it was already exhausted and the cop is wearing body armor, but grabbing a buck is a bad idea.
C
It came pretty close to an antler in the eye.
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A bad idea is an understatement, they will fuck you up even if they are tired.
M
A tiny little munct damn near killed me, the thing was about the size of a small dog, easy enough to control right?, but it was amazingly strong… Just dumb luck it didn’t put an antler through my neck, a few inches to the side and it would have – I don’t think I’d have been able to stop it either, since then I’ve had a much healthier respect for how strong they can be if they need to be.
J
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug, especially for wild animals
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That cop must’ve been strong as fuck to not only hold the buck by the antlers, but then lift it and then shove it out the window.
H
Shit, grabbing a doe is still a bad idea. Those things can kick like crazy. I have a picture of my Rottweiler staring out the window at a bunch of doe, in my mind if I let him out they would frolic and go get into adventures together. Reality would’ve been much, much different.
C
Antlers seem perfectly designed to gore you in the throat.
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They had its horns tied up with someone pulling them from outside. I just hope they were able to get the rope off
N
I’m glad it didn’t run out to the road and get hit by a truck.
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Yet
C
He only wanted a few Bucks and some Doe…
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It’s open season for great interest rates
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