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A drainage system for stormwater in Kentucky.

One warm afternoon in Kentucky, a couple of friends decided to explore the backroads, ending up at a mysteriously large storm drain—it was like a gateway to nowhere. Naturally, with a mix of curiosity and mischief, they dared each other to go take a peek inside. Armed with nothing but their flashlights and a questionable amount of courage, they crawled in, determined to find out if it was a portal to another world or just a really, really bad idea.
As they crawled deeper, they discovered an old, rusty shopping cart, some moldy pizza boxes, and a tiny garden gnome that looked more perplexed than they were. Just when they thought they might find treasure, they heard a loud noise and turned to see a raccoon staring at them like they had invaded his kingdom. In a flurry of arms and squeals, they scrambled back out, only for one to slip—arms flailing—right into a puddle of muddy water. Turns out, the only treasure they found was a new definition for “storm drain” in the form of a mud-stained friend who now claimed he was “the king of the gnomes.”

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Available_Fox8872 • 80 points
Looks like they named it after your mom

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acrankychef • 15 points
Bruh, I came to make a your mom joke, there’s only one comment and it’s a your mom joke.

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TGBmox_777 • 7 points
Good at getting filled

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CharcoalGreyWolf • 1 points
Plenty of holes available

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Amaria77 • 4 points
Well, its Kentucky. Could have made the joke about their sister or cousin instead and still been referring to the same person.

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EvilToastedWeasel0 • 3 points
They named it after one of my cousins from up north…. (it may even be their mom too..)

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shadowds • 10 points
That must have been the best hoe in Kentucky to get a memorial on the streets.

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jbyrdfuddly • 11 points
♪♫ Oh, the sun shines bright on my old Kentucky hoe… ♫♬

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KayakingATLien • 3 points
‘Tis summer, the people are gay

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ReachFor24 • 6 points
It’s because the storm drain was fabricated by JR Hoe, a foundry/fab shop in KY.

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Leading_Ad_1825 • 9 points
It def lives up to the name with all those holes

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prajnadhyana • 4 points
Well it *does* have a lot of holes…

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KayakingATLien • 3 points
KY is a hoe fo sho

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Meet_the_Meat • 3 points
i’ve been trying to find my ex for years and she just shows up on reddit. what a world

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quickfixrick • 3 points
She belongs to the streets… literally.

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Meloku171 • 1 points
Don’t you DARE to disrespect Sol Bad guy like that!!!

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NuncioBitis • 1 points
They call people storm drains there?

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Necessary_Buddy8235 • 1 points
Dedicated to Mitch McConnell’s mom…

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compuwiza1 • 1 points
A hoe in the street!

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blazzik • 1 points
Home of the Kentucky Jelly

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Washburn_Browncoat • 1 points
“I thought she was the whore of Omaha.”

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