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A local doctor in the country recently shared this; a 2.5KG dumbbell… The patient preferred not to disclose how it occurred.
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Thank you for the arrow, now I see it.
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r/uselessarrow
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r/dragonsfuckingcars for the vastly more dragons and cars version that would not accept this
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Well I learned today that this was a subreddit.
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This is a very common tongue in cheek action by the radiologist.
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Tongue-in-cheek action would have been much safer than dumbbell-in-cheek action.
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How do you know they don’t also have an arrow up there?
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That’s the alarm sticker that came off. He almost successfully shoplifted!
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there’s actually two 3d printed arrows inside the guy, you can see either depending on the angle
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As if it needs any explanation.
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I mean, yeah, it’s obvious they fell on it
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This line of reasoning literally contributed to the collapse of Yukoslavia, and a very bloody civil war.
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Weight. Really?
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It was a glass bottle, plus some ethno-nationalism and homophobia, but yeah. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90or%C4%91e_Martinovi%C4%87_incident
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Justice for Đorđe Martinović! This must be rectified!
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Rectum? They damn near killed him!
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Wow. Fascinating. TIL
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And you even provided sauce. Love my useless trivia. ❤️ That is the most concise and accurate description this autistic has seen for the “Dorde Incident.” Look up “The Pastry War.” It involves the vandalism of a 19th century French bakery in Mexico, baker wanted compensation, a King Louis started the first Franco-Mexican war, British negotiated a deal where Mexico paid the demanded compensation. History is fun! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastry_War
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Learning about butt glass starting a Civil War was not on my Bingo card for today, buts it’s 8:05 AM and here we are.
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🤦
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1 🧍♂️1🫙
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Slipped that one right in there. Bravo.
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It was a million to one shot doc, a million to one.
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He had to use corkscrew pasta.
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Fusili, you know, because you’re silly.
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My all time favorite Seinfeld episode.
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Slipped in the shower while multitasking.
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Million to one shot doc
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That sounds dumb as bell
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Dumb ass bell
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…get out. Wait, first take my upvote.
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It went through their trousers & pants as well. Unless they were weight lifting naked, of course. Horrific accident… /s thought I better add this, just in case Also, the big white arrow! Cos you might otherwise have missed it
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They were very lucky it was lubed before they fell!
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It’s pretty self-explanatory. I mean, listen, if *you* can think of a better way to add weight for squats, I’m all ears.
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Your ears can actually hold a surprising amount of weight and they are directly above your center of mass
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Progressive overload so next week hes gonna have to try 5kg hopefully they have thinner dumbbells
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He’s gonna have to go with tungsten.
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Note to self: It isn’t just about having a flared base, make sure the top is not flared too much as well.
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“Without a base, without a trace” has a new caveat today.
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Tip too wide and it’s stuck inside
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Yeah, like he saw r/dontputthatinyourass and ignored it
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Yeah, clearly they just wanted to take their kegel workout to the next level.
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Million to one shot doc. Million to one.
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Hey! The Assman’s in town!
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You got that straight!
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Sometimes it happens. My dad got into an argument with one of my friends, claiming he “stopped short” with my mom. Anyway, he slipped and fell right onto a corkscrew pasta sculpture of my friend Jerry.
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“Stopped short”? That’s MY MOVE!
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What. The. Hell. Does. That. Mean?
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