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Title: New Post Stamp in Canada has Arrived
It was a typical Tuesday morning in Canada, and everyone was buzzing about the new postage stamp that had just hit the shelves. This wasn’t just any old stamp; it depicted a moose wearing a toque and sipping syrup from a maple leaf. Desperate to add a piece of local flair to his mail, Bob rushed to the post office, only to find that the stamp was so popular, it was flying off the shelves faster than maple syrup at a pancake festival.
In a twist of fate, Bob’s excitement turned into chaos when he accidentally knocked over a stack of stamps, sending moose-faced memorabilia cascading like a cartoon avalanche. He left the post office covered in stamps, looking like he’d just fallen into a very Canadian Christmas card—definitely the most festive he’s ever been without a single holiday in sight!
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A new postage stamp has been released in Canada.
E
”Did you touch my drumset?” ”Nope”
N
*Why are you all sweaty?*
D
I was watching COPS
C
That’s cause you fucking touched my drum set! Cause I *KNOW* COPS doesn’t start till 4.
T
I witnessed with my eyes YOUR TESTICLES touching my drumset!!!
G
Fuck you, Dale!
G
Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.
W
PAPOW!!
B
Are you saying PAH or POW?
A
Are you saying Pan or Pam?
M
The empanadas are starting to sweat!
B
I’m gonna play Moby Dick for real
Q
John Bonham playing Mody Dick for real!!
O
🥌👈
C
🥌👈😎👈zoop!
T
Now THAT’S a throwback…
M
👉😎👉🥌 zoop
L
GOOD GOD How is that joke even still around
A
Still around? It was made in 2017! Like just around the corner it’s just… 9… years.. oh.. *\*disintegrates to dust*\*
L
I’m just shocked to see it again, even back then it was relatively niche
T
🌎👨🚀🔫👨🚀
L
Pepperidge Farm never forgets
E
I’m old but I don’t get it. Can you bring me into the loop?
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[https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/7dl2p3/what\_is\_zoop/](https://www.reddit.com/r/OutOfTheLoop/comments/7dl2p3/what_is_zoop/)
M
👉😎👉 zoop!
W
Just the tip
S
If only there was a way to make those actually touch
F
“I’m not in your room”
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“I’m not touching you, can’t get mad! I’m not touching you, can’t get mad!”
F
“Mom I wasn’t even touchin’ himmmm”
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“I did not boop it, I did naat…oh, hi Marc!”
D
I’m just going to start punching the air. If you get in the way it’s your own fault!
S
And I’m just going to start kicking and if you walk into it, sucks on you!
D
Daaaaad! Shitsenorita is breathing my air!
F
“DON’T MAKE ME COME IN THAT COMMENT THREAD”
D
We’ll be quiet.
Y
Why are you punching yourself! Why??!
G
“That isn’t my belly button” “That ain’t my finger, neither”
D
Just the tip
W
Looks like a case of “mathematically I’m not touching you”
H
Did you touch my drum set?
L
This is just atrocious. $1.24 for a fucking stamp.
R
Not too bad. The cheapest stamp in Sweden is about CAD 3.3.
H
God, Canada is beating Sweden on so many levels. Have you tried cheating??
D
😂
S
Maybe just try yelling and saying it’s cheaper. Worth a shot
E
In my country they stopped putting a price on stamps. Its Just a big 1,implying that it can be used for an envelop, etc. With this they are free to ramp up the price whenever they want, due to that I have no clue how much a stamp costs these days. Looked it up, 2.23 Canadian dollars for a stamp to be used to sent an envelop domestical … 🤔
R
That’s why we invested early in 1 stamps. With the current inflation and one envelop still costing just 1 stamp, I think we’ve saved around 24 cents last year alone
R
I laughed, a little pee came out. Great start of the day.
A
You might be a nerd. Or need to do some Kegels.
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