A person’s hand matches the color of Lunchables ham.

Last week at work, we were all mid-meeting discussing quarterly projections when Dave raised his hand to ask a question. Everyone paused for a moment because, as he lifted it, we all noticed his palm was an alarming shade of pink—like the ham in a Lunchables pack! At first, we thought he might have been experimenting with a new hand sanitizer, but the truth came out: he had just devoured a dozen of those lunch kits for breakfast, and apparently, one piece of ham had stuck to his fingers like the clingiest friend in a group chat.
The sight was so surreal that the meeting quickly turned from analyzing budgets to a full-blown discussion about whether Dave was actually turning into a Lunchable. We started debating which part of him would get Lunchables-themed skin—would his elbow turn cheese-yellow or would his knees be crackers? His serious tone contrasted sharply with the absurdity of our newfound ham-hued inside joke, and from that day on, “Lunchables Dave” became a perfect reminder that sometimes, work can be just as slapstick as a Saturday morning cartoon.