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A saw spotted on a hospital dashboard in a U.S. parking lot raises eyebrows, and videos discussing it are available on YouTube and other platforms, suggesting someone might be struggling with mental health.

A saw was spotted in a hospital parking lot in the U.S., located on the dashboard inside, with videos discussing it available on YouTube and other platforms, indicating someone may have mental health concerns.

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clinicalia • 339 points
This reminds me of when my aunt tried to convince me COVID vaccines had little microchips in them that the government was using to monitor and track people. I just kinda looked at her and said, “You bragged about having a GPS in your car that tells you exactly where and how far you are from road debris.” Like, let’s be fr here lmao.

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Hughley_N_Dowd • 118 points
One of my favourite conspiracy theories. Have these people ever seen a microchip? Have they seen a vaccine syringe? Do they realise that the needle has to be the diameter of your *thumb* in order to be able to inject a *functioning* microchip? Allowing Facebook to track you in real-time, on the other hand, is just fine and dandy…

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Gumbercleus • 75 points
It’s not really about the vaccines, in the same way the flat earth society isn’t really about the earth being flat. It’s about the idea that they’re holders of some secret truth and that the “other” (government, jews, FEMA, FBI/CIA etc) is after them, trying to persecute them for knowing the forbidden knowledge. Like if there’s anything in life that they just can’t understand, then it must mean that no one can understand it and any claim of evidence just means you’re one of “them” now. Stupidity is a vicious cycle.

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SilentxxSpecter • 19 points
It’s not stupidity. It’s a continuous circle of fear and justification for said fears perpetuated by a disgusting 24/7 feed of television and online media constantly confirming their biases. Blame the rich mfs who own the media groups, the rich politicians that take advantage of insider trading, while at the time constantly acting against their constituencies best interests.

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Piltonbadger • 16 points
Nearly everyone willingly carries a tracking device with them for every waking moment of the day. I am not sure why goverments would spend a metric shit-ton of money on a problem that already has a solution.

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sdmike1 • 3 points
This

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Daumath • 10 points
I mean even if there was a microchip that small it isn’t transmitting shit without an antenna, and you can’t micro those meaningfully.

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asyork • 8 points
You can look around and find real people making injectable circuits they put in their own bodies. It’s a good way to see the current limitations. A passive, RFID style circuit is about the best you can do if you want it to last a while. definitely not GPS or cellular anything.

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WeakTransportation37 • 1 points
I know! I mean, quantum computing WISHES!

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lgodsey • 1 points
The chip is tiny, but the AA battery wired to it is the problem.

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jmhalder • 3 points
A small chip has small power needs… But to fit a chip, a battery (or maybe it uses inductive power when the ***man*** activates your chips), and any sort of antenna. Even if the entire package were the size of a 0805, it’s not fitting through anything but a horse needle anytime soon. It’s so stupid. And what is the purpose, how would it interface with a human? It doesn’t even pass the smell test.

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domesticatedprimate • 1 points
To be fair, there are some really tiny chips now with surface mount. Open up any electronics device and some of the chips on the board will be like bits of gravel. It’s just that chips that small don’t do very much, and certainly don’t have long distance tracking and monitoring capabilities (yet!) and the needle would still have to be awfully large to fit them through. Not to mention they’re very obviously visible.

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Those_Silly_Ducks • 1 points
Microchip sizes are a lot smaller than you think they are. We hit 1nm process.

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ispeakforengland • 2 points
Most people won’t know what that means. The actual chip isn’t 1nm, just the transistor. Don’t get me wrong, we’re able to create “robots” that are half a mm wide (still definitely not syringeable yet). https://news.northwestern.edu/stories/2022/05/tiny-robotic-crab-is-smallest-ever-remote-controlled-walking-robot/ But the problem is, a trip thats tracking you would need GPS, radio, etc. These are not small components. All the current tiny examples of robots need a laser or external source of power and don’t have transmission of data.

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Those_Silly_Ducks • 1 points
Radio doesn’t require external power.

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ispeakforengland • 1 points
That’s only true for receiving radio signals.

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Those_Silly_Ducks • 1 points
Oh, you’ve never used RFID before?

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ispeakforengland • 1 points
Ok, so I’ll concede that passive RFID chips do in fact trasmit data back to the RFID reader, but only because the radio waves blasted at the chip *are* the external power source giving them power to do so. That still wouldn’t give them nearly enough power to do any meaningful processing, with modern passive RFID chips using only 1 microwatt of power. Also the reader has to be pretty close to the chip for this to work as the radio transmission from the chip is usually weak. That limitation is also why active RFID chips exist, which have batteries or alternative sources of power integrated.

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Those_Silly_Ducks • 1 points
Have you ever heard of The Great Seal device? Another foray into passive microwave transmission. The power source is audio in that case.

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galoria • 6 points
I drew up dozens of them during COVID, my favourite thing to say when flicking the air out (in private, not in front of the recipients, of course) “Yep, no microchips in there!”

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WeakTransportation37 • 8 points
Slap the syringe and say “you can fit so many microchips in this bad boy!”

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lilwayne168 • 2 points
OK but it is a wild coincidence how much better Google and Apple have gotten at using user data to form targeted ads that spawn this theory. I go golfing for the first time in years and all of a sudden have golfing ads. Or I mention a relative has a rare illness and we start getting pharma ads regarding that treatment. It’s good to be skeptical of the amount of data being constantly farmed from us.

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clinicalia • 1 points
Not saying it isn’t weird or concerning, you kidding me? You think I like the fact that my devices are pretty much always listening to me and tracking me just so they can bombard me with crappy ads and sell my data? It’s creepy and dystopian as hell. The point is that it’s incredibly moronic for someone to deny getting life-saving vaccines or to follow obvious cults just so they can appear morally/intellectually superior while they’re holding a device in their hands that proves all of their hypocrisy. I know the cult part can be a bit touchy; people have anxiety and that crap is designed to trick paranoid people who are, well…. a little stupid. But, at least for people like my aunt, it’s literally just so they can point fingers at another group of people and call them the problem without even a second of thought for self-reflection or observation.

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romanapplesauce • 0 points
A couple years ago there was a guy holding a sign in downtown Mesa, AZ that “The White House is using AI to persecute me” or something similarly wild.

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mintmouse • 128 points
Not me, on top of a building with a PC monitor from 1998, waiting for this guy to walk by \#getmonitored

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Squorn • 18 points
I’ll wait downstairs with a large lizard of genus Varanus

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Shaasar • 1 points
🙄

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boholbrook • 347 points
All these people worried about being monitored are goddamn Sheetz cashiers and McDonald’s employees. Like, why is the government so concerned with you, almighty walmart greeter? What secrets do you know? I ask them too. They never have an answer.

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ballsosteele • 71 points
They say it doesn’t matter because it’s governmental overreach; that’s the new phrase they’ve learned.

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boholbrook • 29 points
I hate when a group hivemind’s a word into their collective lexicon. Like how for awhile there everyone decided anyone who disagreed with them were narcissists that were gaslighting them.

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