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Stunned zombie attempting to drive
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28 Tweaks Later
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Meth. Meth. Meth. Meth. Men go mad with tweaking it. And there’s no discharge in the war!
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It might be alcohol as well, bless this soul, I hope he recovers.
J
He ded
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He dead but sadly, someone forgot to tell him.
L
He not ded ded just mostly ded
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I don’t want to go on the cart.
V
Story time: So my dad is this grizzled-ass Vietnam vet. No joke. Calmest, gentlest, most patient guy you will ever meet. Hawaiian by birth geography, 1/2 Korean by blood because his mom and grandparents were religious refugees to Hawaii when Christianity was illegal in Korea. Wound up being a kindergarten teacher because the greatest gift he could give anyone was the gift of reading. 100% serious. Also 6-and-a-half-foot-tall Green Beret wearing Airborne Ranger *and* Pathfinder who refers to people with broken limbs as wussies. His best friend (Let’s call him Mr Shmathews) tag-teamed with him to join the Army during Vietnam, because at least that way they got some choice in what happened, rather than being drafted. His logic was that volunteering for more and more schools translated to less and less time “in the shit.” Eventually Mr. Shmathews develops this post-Vietnam stress disorder that is evidently best dealt with in his mind through pitting a certain crystal with magical properties into a baby-food jar and then heating it up with a map-gas torch. Long story short, Mr Schmathews now receives 100% VA disability and has retired to Oklahoma after writing a letter conveying terroristic threats to the Governor of California and attempting to retrieve his imaginary pistol from underneath a very real seat in a very real truck that belonged to a very really angry person while under the delusion that he was an agent for the CIA tasked with proving that when the red team and the blue team on his computer declared a truce, his virus-ridden computer would finally boot up so he could run his auto-parts store. Don’t ask me to make sense of all this, I just know it happened. So don’t do drugs, especially meth.
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When was christianity illegal in Korea?
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Glad you fact checked this one. Starting in the late 1700s. There’s a weird period from the late 1800s to the mid 1900s where it wasn’t illegal per se, but there was still a lot of persecution going on. So I was wrong about the details from memory. My grandmother was born in 1925, and I want to say her parents fled from Korea right around new years of 1925, but my memory obviously isn’t perfect.
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l think you still have some wires crossed here. Protestants were setting up schools from the late 1800s and protestant churches were common and formed a bastion for the Korean independence movement until the last few years of the Japanese occupation. Maybe you’re thinking of the earlier reaction to the French Catholics, but that wrapped up in the 1870s. Perhaps they were fleeing Japanese persection instead? That would fit the timeline.
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That trailer went so hard
F
A Kipling reference, on this subreddit? Keeping it classy. Good work.
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Boots
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Stop the presses!!!
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bro 😭
K
Thought it was a rebel from the civil war literally
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That feeling when you wake up from the dead after 160 years and everyone just thinks you’re a meth head.
G
This must be the prequel
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No that was “28 Tweaks Earlier”.
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goddamnit well done.
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28 hours later.
T
Pack it up boys this here is the peak internet today. See all you degenerates tomorrow.
A
I just want to know what country this is from?
F
Rickety Cricket is really getting bad this season
K
He’s gotta keep it sexy or he doesn’t get paid.
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Hips and nips
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I did it! I made it sexy
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Hey you guys mind if I go in the bathroom and do a little PCP?
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You do you, cricks.
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No, not at all….
J
He just needs to wash up in the leaky urinal
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Now, does my scar look like a dog’s vagina? Maybe.
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I am not a street urchin!
S
Ok, all jokes and wittiness aside I’d really like to know the story here.
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Saw the original video on Instagram, it was a skit made by actors/makeup artists
S
That’s fucked up
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I know. You don’t see a lot of right side steering wheels in the States besides mail trucks.
B
I’m guessing Australia, from the RHD, trees and the girl’s accent.
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Specifically it’s Bendigo. He’s going to get his ***cube***
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Classic Rick and Morty Bushworld adventures!
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Gonna get me **CUBE** Morty!
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Australian’s wouldn’t be calling him Sir or saying ‘AYE’ Edit – Longer vid’ shows a mix of tourists & locals.
B
The Sir is what stood out for me as really un-australian. It looks like the guys are American. One male is Aussie, and the lady is also Aussie. Trees look generally Australian, and being right side driving, I’d say its Australian, just with those American guys (perhaps tourists).
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I think you’re right. I didn’t even notice the accents at first.
J
The two guys sound American and the woman sounds Australian so it’s even more ambiguous for me.
R
Possibly the video is flipped.
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I remember seeing this a few years ago. This guy just survived driving through the massive wildfires in Australia and barely escaped. He is in a state of complete shock when this video is taken as he finds others.
T
Really? The vehicle doesn’t look like it was anywhere near wildfires, and his clothes are dirty but not soot covered.
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Bro just talked out of his ass
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