Placed on my windshield
in WTF
Abandoned on my windshield

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God forbid men have hobbies
D
I mean, sure lol
J
Anything to avoid therapy.
G
I know you’re joking. However, I can’t tell if you’re joking about the conspiracy theorist’s hobbies or the baby eaters’ hobbies.
M
Seems like schizophrenia manic writing.
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That’s what I thought but apparently it’s a copypasta? Someone shared a link of this from another persons windshield so idk d:
M
I would guess it’s just the same person making “flyers” of their manic writings, this is a little more neat, usually it’s more “Word salad”-y but the crazy paragraphs are there.
D
Maybe so. Saw dude walking around the lot leaving them on everyone’s car… he was talking to himself pretty emphatically d:
S
Sounds about right.
T
Probably actually written by AI. These days when you see writing like this and you’re thinking “this is schizophrenia writing but without the word salad” it’s because the person crafting the document has gotten an AI to try to put it into language other people could understand.
N
Huh. I never thought of that application before, but I guess it was just a matter of time. It’s really crazy just how much AI is effecting.
T
It’s worse than just that. AI’s role as a reliable “yes man” is causing people to [spiral into psychosis](https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/urban-survival/202507/the-emerging-problem-of-ai-psychosis). I’ve seen several posts on science-related subreddits that were clearly psychotic delusions that were encouraged and cleaned up by AI.
N
Why do I feel like you are thinking about that post about that lady’s husband in the physics sub?
T
I don’t recall specifically, I’m on a lot of them. When that Psychology Today article came out I was like “oh I guess I’m not the only person who noticed this.” My Dad was schizophrenic so I’m pretty familiar with the writing style. He was also surrounded people who enabled his delusions (evangelical churchgoers who thought he was speaking metaphorically when he told them God was talking to him) so as soon as I realized what was happening, I was like, “wow this is really bad.” Because today’s AI is often like “wow, that’s a keen insight!” and will absolutely go along with whatever the user says. And for psychosis, that ain’t good.
H
“Word salad-y “. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
H
Alright so I read the entire thing. The second page says “The front of this flyer is fake. It’s fake, in that the workshop and mixer never happened. This is not an attempt to create disinformation. This is an attempt to spark a discussion.” So basically the first page is just to spark interest and should be ignored. The second and third and fourth page are all just the author raising her concerns with current neuroscience and the ethics of such research. She believes that raising attention to this topic has made her a target for harassment and urges you the reader to be more fearful of the government and all the shady things that they’re researching. To sum it all up: This person is fucked in the head and has some sort of mental problem. Everything she wrote is probably during a maniac episode and she seriously needs help.
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Did you read it though? >My Name is Thomas Kimbrough It’s a guy.
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Username checks out
D
That’s what I got from it. Was a guy though. I wish he would’ve elaborated more on the baby stuff cuz what? And I guess the photo is his neighbor that he suspects eats babies as well? Very strange.
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They said their name is Thomas. I don’t think it’s a woman. They also are alluding to Gangstalking which is a big consistent theme with mentally unwell people, they think they are being watched by coordinated groups to harass them. There’s a sub on Reddit for it, it’s a cesspool of mental illness though.
K
> The thing that I find most offensive about these clandestine Hollywood baby feasts is that they don’t use the whole baby. They just take the choicest cuts and throw the rest out. hmmm.
M
Thanks, Honestly-BoredGPT!
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I was looking forward to the mixer 😕
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> The second page says “The front of this flyer is fake. It’s fake, in that the workshop and mixer never happened. This is not an attempt to create disinformation. This is an attempt to spark a discussion.” So basically the first page is just to spark interest and should be ignored. Which really sucks, because using sub-vocalization with some other tools to speak without being heard is kinda cool. Probably just easier to text or use sign language though.
H
username checks out
N
Am I insane to think that this isn’t that far fetched? Don’t get me wrong, it’s definitely paranoid, with a sense of narcissism, but I fully believe the government would use breakthrough technology against its own population if they benefited from it. Everything else regarding the individual is uncredable and scrupulous af best though. Am I insane?
D
I don’t think it’s crazy to question the powers that be, but the jump from caramelized baby tongues to gang stalking is questionable.
J
That’s a good point. Damn near impossible to get a good Maillard reaction with baby tongue.
T
So, Baby Back Ribs …are actually from a baby’s back !
N
Yeah, a little bit jarring, but tbf, he did go on to explain that he’s not /that/ crazy. Oddly cognizant of the situation, but too dissonant to recognize his predicament I guess
S
I don’t think you’re insane, I just think people focus on fantastical conspiracies rather than the boring conspiracies that we can and have already proven. Our water is being poisoned, but not by mind-controlling fluoride, but by chemicals produced by corporations who have paid off politicians to allow it into our waterways. There are no “contrails” dropping other mind-controlling chemicals on us, but the burning of jetfuel does produce carcinogenic exhaust, especially on folks living near airports, and it is significantly contributing to global warming, which again there is a real conspiracy to discredit. These real conspiracies reach all the way into the highest offices of government. But people don’t want to care about all that. It’s boring, they want to believe in sexy conspiracy theories like the government is experimenting to make their children trans mind-controlled liberals. Obviously, a fate worse than cancer from boring old Dow Chemical.
C
The government has finally made the Torment Nexus from the book “don’t create the Torment Nexus”.
S
They think they are being gangstalked so most assuredly mental illness.
S
The Queen of Tupelo energy.
F
This is what they want you to believe is that this is a crazy person, look up MK ultra, that shit was fucked up and the CIA ran it, baby foreskin is used in facial creams and used for restoring youth, Hollywood has lots of sex trafficking of children it’s unreal. Why is America number one for human trafficking? We need to spread the word that Hollywood is evil and it exploits children and does so much evil satanic shit. People don’t want to dive into it because it’s fucked up but it’s real life. The great awakening is here and people are trying to spread the word, even if it seems “crazy” . Do some research and do a deep dive into the deep state and what they do to innocent people all for their own selfish evil pleasures.
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Page 2 especially. “Pan crusted baby a la mode, baby back ribs, baby front ribs”… lol. what gets me is how it jumps into the list of baby meals with zero context and the next page he completely abandons that topic for the next. wtf. Not sure if this is a prank or just schizophrenia :/
W
My favorite was Chilean Sea Baby.
D
Classic. Nothing a little ketchup won’t fix!
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I prefer tartar sauce.
D
Man of taste
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Chipotle mayonnaise
G
Sizzling baby, baby-side up is what got me haha
D
With or without the burps 😏
V
It’s just rebranded Patagonian Toothbaby
U
Now I need a schizophrenic sommelier for a wine pairing.
R
With an aggressive zinfandel
O
Subvovocalization is a big thing in the later enders game books. Its how you used their version of siri or the one from halo.
D
But page 2??
O
Yeah. That shits just crazy.
D
Hahaha lol. I’m saying
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