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darkalastor • 1,377 points
For all those who were wondering that is a leaf mimic spider. Which are primarily found in the rainforest of southeast Asia. There is another one called the twig mimic spider. Which, as its name would suggest has camouflage abilities that when it holds itself a certain way, it can make itself look almost identical to a broken twig. The twig mimic spider Can be found in the forests of Africa, Asia, Australia, and India. It has also been found as far as Iran.

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ThrowawayPersonAMA • 385 points
tl;dr: [get stick bugged lol](https://tenor.com/view/get-stick-bugged-lol-gif-18023988)

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Jordan311R • 99 points
Fucking classic lol thanks for reminding me of this meme

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Dekklin • 25 points
“I’m the one with EYEBALLS!” – David Hyde Pierce, A Bug’s Life.

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BeeQueenbee60 • 94 points
Thank you. Now I know what countries to avoid.

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sirbassist83 • 5 points
\>countries \>africa, asia,

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BeeQueenbee60 • 11 points
Continents and country

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Pootootaa • 41 points
As if Australia hasn’t gotten enough spiders already, now I learned they’re in Australia as well 😩

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ThrowawayPersonAMA • 13 points
Well, thanks to this thread you now know that if you see one to just leaf it alone.

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No_Appointment_7232 • 3 points
Just drop it (🤓)

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Tree-Guardian235 • 3 points
What if we combine it with a Pelican Spider?

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darkalastor • 3 points
No, no that’s terrible. Why would you try to create a mimic?

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BullFrogz13 • 3,385 points
I have eyes, and they cannot scream.

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Revelati123 • 519 points
Ok, fuck nature, Im buying a Hummer. Life was a bad idea…

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Salty_Gonads • 196 points
Buy a hummer from an old lady and have her take her dentures out. You won’t be disappointed

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[deleted] • 57 points
Go on

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bumjiggy • 84 points
they’re indestructible. basically you can hit anything and won’t have to fixodent

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Tarbos6 • 29 points
Good news everyone! I’ve filled the Hummer with spiders. 🙂

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fallacyys • 7 points
this literally happened to me last month 😭

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Tarbos6 • 5 points
Glad to see someone has noticed my work. You’re welcome, citizen!

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jlharper • 30 points
Speaking as an Australian this is possibly the most American sentence I’ve ever seen. It’s got everything – overreacting to something small and inconsequential, the knee-jerk reaction of buying some random product to solve the non-existent issue, and mention of a big fuck off yank tank. You just needed to mention guns and I would have bingo!

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freeluna • 6 points
You forgot “kill it with fire”.

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Suspicious_Ice_3160 • 5 points
I will say, the mention of the big tank (hummer) was to help kill the environment faster. I would consider that “kill it with fire” just a more… advanced form

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Reddi_throwawayaway • 23 points
That short story is a wild and brutal read

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Kryten_2X4B-523P • 17 points
After reading that story is when I finally realized the weakness of my own flesh and it disgusts me.

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mark636199 • 21 points
If the wind blows ANY leaves my way im ending it all

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Jonthrei • 3 points
[I know a guy who can help with that](https://www.slashfilm.com/img/gallery/everything-you-need-to-know-about-corinthian-from-the-sandman/l-intro-1659131337.jpg)

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g7c7a7 • 2,173 points
Welp, didn’t like that.

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rektitrolfff • 233 points
And the Alien movies soundtrack

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King_klown_Clown • 85 points
Edible kicked in a few minutes before I learned about this animals existence. This is fun..

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