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And there was a Gloomy Man.

Once upon a time in a small town, there was a sad man named Frank who had a peculiar job: he was the official balloon animal maker for children’s parties. While the kids giggled and tugged at their bright red and blue creations, Frank would stand in the corner with a frown, expertly twisting balloons into shapes that no one ever seemed to appreciate. One day, he decided that if he couldn’t get a smile out of the kids, he’d just skip the pleasantries—so he started making balloon animals that resembled things like overcooked spaghetti and weird abstract shapes that looked like they had just come out of a Picasso painting.
The kids were so confused by his “art” that instead of laughter, they burst into tears, and Frank’s frown turned into quiet chuckles. He realized the secret to happiness wasn’t in making kids smile, but in embracing their confusion. So there he was, surrounded by sobbing children while he joyfully twisted a balloon into what he claimed was a “sad giraffe.” The irony of a sad man making balloon animals that made everyone even more miserable was the highlight of town—it wasn’t long before people flocked just to see what bizarre creation Frank would come up with next, turning him into the main attraction at every party!

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Ok_Performer_9762 • 304 points
I bet when i he hears the original song it takes him back to a core memory of his youth, the magic is lost the moment he realises it’s a knock off… don’t blame him for being disappointed

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hanktertelbaum • 54 points
Good call. nostalgia is the economy of the aged

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_Apatosaurus_ • 13 points
>nostalgia is the economy of the aged True, and a good reason to not elect the elderly.

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Khancap123 • 2 points
Or respect us franky. Ive always felt that was a mistake.

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Fhoenix • 6 points
“… Anxietyyy”

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JTtheLAR • 6 points
This is a great modern example. Now I truly feel this man’s pain.

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YetAnotherSegfault • 1 points
It’s like eating your favorite childhood dessert and instead of sweet, it tastes like fucking chicken fried rice.

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hellangeliv • 646 points
He aint like that shit at all. Left the party immediately after that disrespect.

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SpraySpecialist3221 • 128 points
he’s heartbroken

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BADDEST_RHYMES • 61 points
Gone straight for a chicken fried rice

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LouisIsGo • 33 points
Fried chicken and fries or somethin

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Smooth-Shine9354 • 7 points
Fat chicken fries

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Informal_Assist_3594 • 4 points
Fat chicken fries is crazy lmao

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F4K3RS • 1 points
I would dick down some fat chicken fries rn [5]

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Informal_Assist_3594 • 5 points
You would do what now to some fat chicken fries? Gdam lmao

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Livingston_117 • 2 points
You’re telling me a chicken fried this rice??

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Kind-Ad-3808 • 20 points
valid crashout

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strtrech • 28 points
His reaction is exactly how I react when I hear that stupid fucking Anxiety song instead of Gotye.

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Remarkable_Egg2533 • 5 points
Omg same.

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OH_FUDGICLES • 124 points
My son did this to me while I was listening to Body Talk by Ratt. He just whispered “Burrito” in my ear, and that’s all I can hear now.

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DavePeesThePool • 84 points
Here’s a fun one. Metallica’s Enter Sandman. “Sleep with one eye open…. this is a pillow fight!”

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titsoutshitsout • 30 points
Same song but different part. “Dreams of war. Dreams of liars. Dreams of dragons fire. AND A BAKED APPLE PIE!” ETA: when I was a small kid I genuinely thought Bon Jovi sang “you give love a band-aid”

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ryuut • 20 points
My brother ruined intergalactic by chanting i have an erection to the record scratching at the intro

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Aitrus233 • 22 points
Tiny Dancer by Elton John: Hold me closer, Tony Danza Count the head lice on the highway Lay muh Downy sheets in linen You had to piss again todaaaaay

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1600cc • 2 points
My ex wife literally thought it was “I have an erection” until she met me and every time she heard the song she’d ask me what they were really saying, again. I was always like, “…It’s the title of the song, plus “planetary.””

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Zorva_1 • 3 points
The part that sounds like “I have an erection” is “another dimension” [https://youtu.be/qORYO0atB6g?si=5LG0lTvR\_Rr0wKCU&t=57](https://youtu.be/qORYO0atB6g?si=5LG0lTvR_Rr0wKCU&t=57)

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Silverleaf_Halfmoon • 2 points
I’ll never hear anything else when that part comes on…I think it at like 1:47 without looking it up… 😂

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sabyr400 • 2 points
Similarly, and again same song, instead of “We’re off to Never-never Land,” my BFF sang “we’re off to harpoon a whale!” Idr why, it doesn’t even sound like that, but it was so funny I *still* sing it that way nearly 2 decades later.

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RudyRusso • 1 points
AMSTEL LIGHT!

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Bobbi_fettucini • 6 points
Nine inch nails, happiness in slavery at the end he’s yelling happiness but all I hear now is “a penis!”

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