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FunElled • 2,482 points
I had to look it up. Happened in Russia, 8 people injured, no deaths. There were people in the middle, but it was over a lake and didn’t look crazy high, so they just kind of fell into the lake. Cause was worn out cables.

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tysons4 • 1,765 points
Worn out cables? It looks like it was more with the anchoring on the turnaround.

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omicron8 • 1,008 points
If anything those cables looked too damn strong.

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phd2k1 • 378 points
Petition to weaken the cables!

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XTornado • 409 points
We’re weakening the cables, folks, and the results will be absolutely beautiful, so beautiful. People said it couldn’t be done, the fake experts, the weak leaders, they had no idea. But we’re doing it, and everybody’s talking about it. Nobody weakens cables better than us, believe me. And when you see it, you’re going to say, ‘Wow, that’s the best weakening of cables we’ve ever seen!’, tremendous results.

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fazzah • 127 points
I curse you for making my mind read that in his voice

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PoisonedskiesgetHigh • 37 points
It’s the most amazing voice

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rastar • 5 points
Deepthroat the boot

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100BottlesOfMilk • 18 points
I specifically read it in Steven Colbert doing a Trump impression voice

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dandandan2 • 76 points
2/10 – no mention of Biden or “previous weak administration”

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XTornado • 74 points
Let’s be honest folks. Those cables, the whole incident, total disaster. Absolute disgrace. They caused it. Everybody knows it. Everybody is saying it. And now we are the ones cleaning it up. We are fixing it. We are making things right again. Better than ever before. Believe me.

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clayman80 • 15 points
Also should’ve worked in someone walking up to him with tears in their eyes. “Sir, those are the weakest cables I have ever seen.”

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3_50 • 16 points
Didn’t even thank me for my attention in this matter

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Artnotwars • 19 points
Don’t listen to those far leftist lunatics trying to indoctrinate us all with their fake scientists paid off by the paedophile ring cable cabal, George Soros and Bill gates by saying that we need stronger cables. Stronger cables means weaker men. Back in the day using hemp ropes was fine and the men were strong. Coincidence? I think not. We are all so tired of cabal cable. These demonic Satanists need to grow up! Fuck I could actually keep going for ages. How can all these people be fucked coming up with this backwards ass rubbish.

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fitty50two2 • 3 points
“Nobody’s ever done this before”

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CalibratedRat • 43 points
That’s like saying the engine block came flying out the front of a car because the tires were worn out.

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Rookie-God • 3 points
Well some of them are build so the front doesnt fall of at all.

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sexquipoop69 • 2 points
Worn out as in tired of doing the job and ready to ragequit

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killersoda275 • 85 points
Maybe there was like a cable pully system holding the mechanism back and holding tension?

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somewhat_random • 118 points
I know nothing about this incident but it is common for these systems to keep tension by having a very heavy counterweight holding back the main pulley (big round thing the cable goes around to reverse direction). The counterweight applies tension backwards on the pulley at the height of the pulley. If the counterweight support cables failed, the pulley would fly forward the way it did in this video. You can see it ride forward on rails (as it probably is supposed to) for a bit. This is to take up slack as the cable length changes with temperature. When it reaches the end of the rails (which it is NOT supposed to) it is now restrained at the bottom and being pulled at the top by the main cables so it tumbles over and the cable releases. Any chairs on their way up would fall down but hopefully, the friction and inertia in the system would cause the cable to slow the chair’s fall to the ground.

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ArmaSwiss • 72 points
I have worked for a ski resort, and yes. They commonly have a large counterweight on one end. [Heres a photo of the giant counterweight we used at the my side of the lift](https://i.imgur.com/P1VxVlX.png). It is suspended via a cable system. Lifting it up applies tension to the ski lift cable system, lowering it releases it. These lifts were not chair lifts but the amount of tension in the line is incredible. It’s also why you will get chewed out for swerving/slaloming when going up one. You do NOT want to have it derail above you under tension. One of my duties throughout the season was to keep it clear of snow. Unfortunately when I was first informed, it was completely surrounded and once it freed up, I was stupidly between it and the foundation of the lift. You could pull diamonds from my ass after it swung towards me but luckily didn’t touch me. The stupid shit I did when I was young because people just told me to do things and didn’t show me how to do it correctly.

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Fuzzy9770 • 11 points
The laziness of the people who should be responsible is staggering. So many incidents and accidents just awaiting to happen because they failed to explain it the right way.

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abnotwhmoanny • 7 points
Back in my Navy days we had arresting gear to catch the jets landing on the Carriers. Just these thick cables under incredibly heavy tension. One day a jet came in and the cable snapped. Whipped around so hard it tore chunks outta people. Brutal fucking day. I still remember my friend sending me a press release about the whole thing years later. It talked about how the cable failed and caused the jet to fall off the ship, but thankfully both of the pilots survived. Didn’t even mention all the people that got torn up by the cable.

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WillyBeShreddin • 15 points
Pretty sure that giant blue bar was sent on a mission.

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relaximusprime • 3 points
That double tap on the dude it hit was deliberate!

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00Deege • 3 points
There’s an iPhone setting he should have disabled to avoid that.

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relaximusprime • 2 points
🤣

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Pavotine • 2 points
It’s off by default on Android.

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Psychological_Ad1205 • 12 points
In case anyone is wondering what is a turnaround : https://youtu.be/2gCk9yBBOUo?si=IkuUML-iv1m04aN_

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unreqistered • 17 points
my god that’s a healthy set of lungs …

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