Ariel, a self-proclaimed mermaid expert, finally got the chance to visit an aquarium. She had dreamt of it for years, but nothing could prepare her for the scene she encountered. As she wandered through the exhibits, she spotted a group of kids who mistook the glass barrier as an invitation to press their faces up against it, noses smudged and eyes wide. One child, in a burst of excitement, yelled, “Look, Mom! A whale!” while pointing directly at a rather chubby man munching on a donut, blissfully unaware of his newfound fame as a marine creature exhibit.
The absurdity of a busy aquarium turning into a wild “Wail” as kids confused a donut-loving dad for a sea mammal left Ariel in stitches. She couldn’t help but giggle as the poor guy, caught mid-bite, fumbled to reclaim his dignity while a smaller child considered launching a dive off the bench to “swim with the whale.” Clearly, Ariel knew that, out of all the wonders of the ocean, nothing tops the hilarity of real-life moments swimming in unexpected hilarity!
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Ariel has experienced some tough situations.
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Just left the Under the sea rave.
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Takes place under a Carnival cruise nearing an uncool port
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I’m not entirely sure she *can* see.
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She just found out what’s between Eric’s legs
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You mean he doesn’t just fertilize the eggs after she leaves them in a pile?
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“that’s not going to fit in my fish vagina”
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“your dinglehopper won’t fit in my thingamabob!”
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“That thingamabob?!”
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Shes got plenty….
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He took … it out.
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Looks like she just saw the cover of her VHS tape.
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She just met the Beast.
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Looks more like she smoked some shit lol
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She met my mother.
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Grandmas boy vibes
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The past 10 years.
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When Ariel discovers the gadgets and gizmos at the Adam & Eve store.
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Kash Patel face.
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IM GOING TO DIDNEY WORL!
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You should see the Pocahontas Disney ornament I have. If you put her high up in the tree she almost looks exactly like herself
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She saw your dinglehopper.
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Watched Eric piss over the ship.
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She’s got them captain n megaman eyes.
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Do you mean things like… r/cummingonfigurines ???
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She saw how internet ships her with her daughter:
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And whatever she saw, she saw it at FOV 270
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Turns out she did *not* wanna see ‘em dancin’ after all.
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Lots of pillows in that outfit.
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Me too
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Looks like she’s been riding the white (pony) seahorse
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The thousand-cock stare.
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The ocean is filled with horrors
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Don’t make me google mermaid sex organs, but I’ll assume there was a change involved and a sudden realization.
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Methd out is what Ariel is
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If you’ve seen the pictures of under the sea ride in the Disney parks, her face is also wrong. They really struggle making physical models of her face for some reason.
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Joke’s on you, Ariel’s into that shit
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I see Woody in the background
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Her eyes says it all
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POV at a EDM festival
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That is a very weird look lol
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She’s ON some shit
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She saw the Prince’s dinglehopper
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FFS, seashell bras are sharp!
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Been hitting the banded bulbous snarfblatt a little too hard.
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Under the sea! Under the sea! She should not speak of Who the gangs drop off Under the sea! Concrete shoes and silent screams! If she talks they’ll slice open her seams! She has to see it, but she can’t say it Under the sea!
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YouTube: “Ariel Needs Legs” You’re welcome
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When the thingy my bobby goes in the wrong hole
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She looks like she fucks
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