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Assess the snowman.

Last winter, my neighbors and I decided to compete in a neighborhood snowman-building contest. As temperatures dropped, we got competitive, creatively sculpting our frosty warriors. Gary across the street went for the classic look, complete with a carrot nose and twig arms, while my own snowman had a floppy hat, mismatched buttons, and a half-eaten snowball for a mouth. As the final judging approached, we all huddled together for an informal “evaluation.”
Amidst the laughter and trash talk, I accidentally knocked off Gary’s snowman’s head, and it rolled away, disappearing under a car. In a panic, I declared that I had “effectively evaluated” his creation and given it a lower score! The snowmelt didn’t help the situation, and the whole neighborhood burst into laughter as we all agreed the only true winner that day was the rogue snowball that caused quite the snowman identity crisis.

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bloodfartcollector • 50 points
Why snowreen, i see you’ve enhanced yourself

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Dynastydood • 22 points
The nipple placement is crazy.

C
Charlie_Brodie • 14 points
It’s very generous

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raventhemagnificent • 9 points
This woman doesn’t even have a ribcage.

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StanielReddit • 2 points
A little high, but not **crazy**.

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shujaya • 1 points
Aggressive, I’d say.

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MichRedditor • 5 points
Yeah, I got my tooth fixed.

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Shaunvfx • 4 points
Nice snow mams

–Shin– • 28 points
So, no head?

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N7even • 15 points
There is a head, just in the shape of a bird.

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DrMux • 8 points
Now that you mention it, she does look a bit like Sweet Dee.

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luigis_taint • 1 points
Because of the implication

A
AJRimmer1971 • 4 points
It’s a duckhead!

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jcnlb • 1 points
Birdbrain

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Zormac • 1 points
He’s not asking about that kind of head

F
Far-Discount7046 • 3 points
The head dropped to the ground.

C
Chemist-3074 • 3 points
No head, but at least it has nipples so you know it’s a woman, with booby breast cleavage

B
BlxnkSpxceBxr • 2 points
*spikes phone and jumps on skateboard*

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chief_yETI • 2 points
not unless you ask nicely

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FrogsMakePoorSoup • 1 points
Nah got none, she didn’t have one.

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usinjin • 1 points
*hurls phone*

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WinkingWinkle • 1 points
Snow head

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MuksyGosky • 1 points
That’s what he said

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EdgeKey5631 • 1 points
My head and hat go off to you

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seppia99 • 16 points
[Calvin and Hobbes Snow woman](https://share.google/uvsSgTp60aofs6uA9)

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Killboypowerhed • 15 points
Hot Frosty sequel incoming

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PanicDeus • 2 points
Lol.

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eltedioso • 1 points
“Hot Frosty” sounds like something I wouldn’t want to google

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Snowbank_Lake • 1 points
That movie was actually kind of adorable. There was a bit of a self-awareness to it, so you could just enjoy the ride and not think they were taking themselves too seriously.

K
Killboypowerhed • 1 points
It’s fairly decent. It’s elevated by Craig Robinson and Jo Lo Truglio

What do you think?

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