By choidevin – 03/01/2026 09:14

At the family reunion, my little brother mistakenly thought our cousin’s name was ‘Dumbass’ instead of ‘Thomas’ because he overheard my uncle joking. He called him that for the entire picnic, and the worst part was when he got everyone to chant it thinking it was some kind of inside joke. I was just standing there mortified, hoping no one decided to clue Thomas in until… well, until it got awkwardly quiet.