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So, I decided to try out a new delivery service claiming they use driverless vehicles. I was standing on my porch, excited but a little skeptical, when I saw this little robot gliding toward me. It was inching along, clearly having a hard time navigating the slight incline leading to my doorstep. After a few awkward pauses, it began to wobble, and before I knew it, the poor thing tipped over like a confused toddler in a race.
It was like watching a modern-day Charlie Chaplin! My pizza was just sitting there, sealed and clearly unbothered, while the delivery robot flailed about like it was auditioning for a role in a slapstick comedy. I couldn’t help but laugh; if all driverless deliveries are going to be this dramatic, I’ll take the robot’s personality over my pizza any day!
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Damn that kick worked wonders
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Blinks lights. I go when I want. I go now
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Good luck everybody else!
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I understand this reference!
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We will see who will get the last laugh once that delivery car becomes sentient
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Me when I shoot its tires and rob whatever it’s supposed to be delivering. Fucking clankers
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The clankers won’t fuck you.
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Works on my PC too
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“Percussive maintenance”
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Fixed Han Solo style
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I swear it was having fun going over those bumps
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was carrying fragile cargo. If you can’t throw packages around you have to get creative.
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Drifting through those leaves looked like a human driving from a distance.
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that last one consumed a moped
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It must consume!
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THE LESSER CREATURES MUST PERISH SO WE MAY CONTINUE
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Consume. Enhance. Replicate.
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Consumed the driver. The bike is just the extra spoils being taken back to its lair
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It’s probably only simulating what it has perceived what human drivers are attempting, either that or it’s taking directions from SIRI.
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You can blame consumerism for that.
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Scooter* mopeds have pedals.
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I just figured that’s where mopeds come from.
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Okay there might be some minor bugs to work out still, but overall this is the future: A robot’s tire stamping on a moped drivers helmeted face, forever.
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I for one look forward to all the Isekais
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Damn, not even Truck-kun is safe from AI…
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Grok better stay away from Truck-kun!
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Wave of the future
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Yeah well, I still jerk off manually
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Worth making an investment and outsourcing that to prevent RSI, it’s not like we’ll be able to afford the healthcare.
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Still waiting for my nitroglycerin.
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It’s times like these I worry slightly less about China
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It’s times like these I learn to live again
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It’s times like these you give and give again
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It’s times like these I learn to love again
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THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST
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(Of you)
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Times like these…are made for Taster’s Choice.
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If you’re worried about their technological advancement then this should worry you more. American companies are not allowed to make these sort of mistakes and so do not learn as quickly.
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Amazing what you can do when you throw human death and suffering at a problem.
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Brb throwing death and suffering at my small weiner
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Oh hey genghis khan didn’t see ya there
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That’s basically mankind’s history in a nutshell
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You’re not wrong. It’s a paraphrase of a joke by a famous but cancelled comedian and its about slavery and building great wonders like the pyramids.
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I mean, a hell of a lot of what we know about the limits of the human body is due to Nazi scientists taking careful notes. Without ethical considerations you can make amazing progress, but good luck living with that on your conscience.
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The Stalingrad solution.
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It’s the Skaven way, yes yes
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Make a trillion for Halliburton and Blackstone?
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You learn and advance more when you don’t have to work on constraints that limit you.
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I too imagine the progress America could make if only its companies were allowed to release wildly unsafe products upon our populace.
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