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When I woke up the morning after the party, my head felt like a marching band was rehearsing in it. As I stumbled to the kitchen, still wearing last night’s party hat—because, yes, I needed to look extra stylish while dealing with a hangover—I was greeted by the sight of all my silverware, oven knobs, and glasses crammed into bowls of ice tucked away in the freezer. Apparently, someone thought it would be hysterical to create a makeshift “chill zone” for my kitchen essentials.
I can only imagine the scene that led to this culinary heist; perhaps someone deemed my cutlery in need of a spa day? It was like a twisted version of “Survivor: Kitchen Edition.” I stood there cracking up, half-expecting to find my blender wearing shades and sipping a drink by the ice cubes, while the silverware looked like they’d just returned from a too-cool-for-school vacation. Sure, it was a mountain of chaos to unravel, but who doesn’t love a little culinary confusion to kick off a Saturday?
L
Bro hosted a party and his utensils entered witness protection
A
They had their assets frozen.
B
Must have been Uncle Rico
R
He can throw a football over those mountains
M
He was never cut out for varsity though
S
If only coach put him in that game
O
Tina, come get your dinner
R
You fat lard!
M
*sigh…* *upvote*
N
I was waiting for this kind of dad joke. Nailed it
L
Wetness protection
A
Sounds like something they’d say in a tampon or pad commercial.
T
Ice really expanded their scope of operations
G
Didn’t even help, they were still iced.
M
I can hear them giggling while putting it in there.
F
maybe the hangover doesn’t passed yet
I
Your what hurts?
M
Yes
O
Quarter to three
B
Fuck I was supposed to be at work an hour ago….
E
Wait it’s tomorrow already?
S
No, this is Patrick.
T
I think you’re lying
W
Maybe macarena might do the trick?
T
Wonder how long it took for them to do this
F
Like 45 seconds? Grab all utensils > fill bucket with water > put in all the utensils > put in freezer
R
But how did they get it inside the ice?
S
It was wine but Jesus changed it into water first.
S
Cheeky trick that is. Hopefully everyone takes it in good humor. Some people would be mad about this. Maybe even crucify a person over shenanigans of this level.
S
Joke’s on them. The hammer and nails are frozen in a block of ice too. Hopefully it gives them time to cool off.
A
It’s quite possible a crucifixion could be in their future… but luckily it only takes three days to come back from being crucified. I’d say definitely worth the joke, some would even call it a vacation 🤷♂️
S
But why male models?
P
Are.. are you serious? I *just* told you
L
Hell I giggled
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Are the giggles in Britney Spears voice?
S
Kids these days Refreshing to see it’s still alive
B
agreed. my best story is prolly that i classically fell asleep early, i did drink but also just am blessed with good sleeping. got drawn all over with markers. woke up at the crack of dawn, everyone else still passed out. washed off the markers and hid everyone’s shoes, keys, wallets that i could find in high places above and in cabinets etc. then drove home. told them to enjoy the scavenger hunt, dominos. i should mention this was early college and no one had anywhere to be and were all pretty close or very close friends
D
Don’t pass out with your shoes on! A serious rule for a reason. If you did, it was prank time. If you took your shoes off and passed out at a party, I and many others vehemently deterred new party goers who wanted to prank. Shoes off means you intended to sleep. Shoes on means you still wanted to party/leave, but couldn’t hang.
K
only 2 real hard and fast party rules: dont fall asleep with your shoes on and dont die in the house.
P
Why would anyone still have their shoes on in the house? You’re supposed to take them off at the door so you don’t track dirt everywhere.
D
Not that kind of party man. You are thinking like a responsible adult, throwing a nice party for your guests. Probably in a house you actually care about too. House parties, aint that. You have generally no idea who’s showing up, the house is wooden floors, and people are in and out constantly. The basement is sticky from alcohol, there are at least 2 people throwing up somewhere on the property at any given moment, and someone is shirtless. The only sacred places not to be entered are clearly blocked off living areas like bedrooms (which are key locked, or else they will still be entered) and the DJ booth.
S
I miss these kinds of parties so much. It was like entering the world for the first time. My sister threw one once when my parents left for an anniversary trip and it turned out to be like 200 cars or something obscene. Cops and all.
S
Wholesome fun This is how we make friends for life. At the end of the race it’s just memories and friends.
B
I had some people over in May and we played Ultimate Spoons (like Spoons but one person not playing hides spoons around the room/house). Eventually people started hiding my forks around to throw people off when they see the metal handle sticking out. The next day, my mom found one in her jacket pocket. On Christmas day, I found a spoon sticking out of the dining room chandelier. 7 months later
D
Omg because spoons needed to be more chaotic, that’s great 😂
K
“fuck ice” had a different meaning back then.
O
I mean, this is a great prank… inconvenient, confusing but not damaging or harmful.
O
And really not that inconvenient. Five minutes under the running hot faucet tap and you are good to go. My nephew asked for cold hard cash for his birthday. Froze rolls of quarters submerged in water in an insulated cup. Gave him five minutes to thaw them for an extra $20. He had it out in about three minutes.
L
5 min of inconvenience seems like the right amount for a prank
A
Unless Montezuma’s Revenge is pounding on the door.
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