In the quaint town of Willow Creek, a local family had a life-sized nativity scene that they proudly displayed every Christmas. The centerpiece was a slightly creepy, porcelain Baby Jesus that seemed to have a knack for ending up in the most unexpected places—like perched atop the family dog or peeking out of the mailbox. Over the years, kids from the neighborhood built up a reputation for being terrified of the little guy, claiming he winked at them when they walked by.
Fast forward to last holiday season, when the local kids decided to stage a protest against the “spooky Jesus” by decorating him with googly eyes and a Santa hat. Their plan backfired spectacularly; instead of scaring them away, the new look made Baby Jesus even more popular. Suddenly, he was the town mascot, and kids were lining up to take selfies with him. The irony? The very thing that terrified them became the highlight of their Christmas season, proving that sometimes the scariest things can become the best memories—especially when they’re sporting a jolly red hat!
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Baby Jesus has been terrifying neighborhood children for years now

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Nativity of the Living Dead
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“Run” he told them, pa-rum-pa-pum-pum.
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I mean he was a zombie!
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Technically, Jesus was a zombie.
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What’s that thing on the lef….oh, it’s the head of a wise man.
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Thought it was meringue
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What mark Zuckerberg does in his spare time is his own business.
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Zuckerberg has promised that he is human
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“If you cry for Santa, we’ll take you to see the baby Jesus…” “NOOOOooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!”
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I see sinful people
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Is this a Halloween decoration
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I know I’d put that baby to use on Halloween.
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Your mother is in here Kara’s,would you like to leave a message,I’ll see she gets it
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Is that why they called in the magi a good week early? Needed Melchior to exorcise the baby?
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He is risen
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Need a heavier *weighted* comforter
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It is risen.
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Happy Birthday Jesus
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More like the Holy Ghost
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Maybe you could use Mary to recreate the Pieta, but with a baby Jesus? My friends tell me I give bad advice.
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