Banned Strollers

Going home to make iced tea or something with that water now?

Giving your family the holy enema.

Toe jam soup.

Earl must be sad…

I initially thought he was squeezing lemon over it and was going to have a munch.

It should be sauteed and grilled with a sprinkle of sage

Final Quentin Tarantino movie unlocked.

And that is his own foot.

If it’s for religion, it’s fine. But when I pull out my foot relic out at Walmart, everyone starts getting upset and calling authorities.

Only because the last time you did that, you converted everyone in furniture to your team, then made them build a castle from the pillows and bedding sets.

That was one time!

That’s what Jesus said about the water-wine sleight of hand, and look where that got us!

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Of course! It all makes sense now. I should be doing it at Target supercenters. That’s what you’re saying?

So whose foot is that? What makes it so special lol

Orthodox Christian church keeps the remains of dead saints, sometimes the entire body that they dress up or carry around in special occasions

Yeah freaky cosplay

Yeah freaky cosplay

Nobody knows actually, they change the foot every year.

Where is this endless supply of feet coming from 🤨

Potter’s field, most likely. There’s no way a single foot wouldn’t rot after being soaked like that every Sunday

My guess would be it’s a relic, so it’s supposed to be a body part of a saint. In reality, most relics are just random body parts from random people. If you add up all the relics that claim to be from a particular saint, you’ll end up with more than one body’s worth of parts. A lot of relics were basically sketchy grave robbers scamming clergy hundreds of years ago, and despite overwhelming evidence they’re obviously not actual relics, most churches are too stubborn to admit they were duped and just carry on and don’t talk about the fact that apparently St. Michael had 12 feet. Catholics, eh?

There are like 5 heads of John the Baptist throughout the world…

Hey now! If the messiah could multiply the fish to feed the masses, then why couldn’t he multiply John the Baptist’s hea… Oh for fucks sake, there’s no way to rationalize this…

Can we collectively admit that this is *bat-shit insane* behavior for 2025? Can we? Please?

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>everything is normal If you’re insinuating that we, as a species, are inherently insane–I agree.

the label “insane” is as empty as the label “sane.” both require a belief in inherent value, objective purpose, or a fundamental moral structure to judge against. Since none of those things exist beyond the fleeting constructs of human minds, our behavior,whether you call it brilliant, monstrous, reasonable, or insane…is simply a series of unjustified actions playing out in a universe that doesn’t care 💀

Alright, Mr. Nietzsche. I actually agree with you overall. We create our own meaning, and our own morality. I tend to *choose* to participate in a reality which aims to minimize suffering. Not because my viewpoint is inherently “good”, or because there is some universal Good^TM or Evil^TM , but because suffering sucks. Some just call it Atheism. I prefer Secular Humanism, myself.