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A body armor firm showcases its protective item on its CEO.
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Just before this the CEO told him he wasn’t getting a promotion. He was just supposed to do a couple light stabs.
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Good job he didn’t get carried away and just finish off with one to the face
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CEO: “Thanks for helping out with the demo, Johnson! Everyone give him a round of applause!” Johnson, looking around confused: “Demo?”
M
Aaand right in the thigh!
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I mean, if the CEO trust his product enough to do that it certainly is a good way to sell your product.
P
It’s like the guy who invented the bullet proof vest. He just went around the country letting people shoot him basically.
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Bet I can guess how he died
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Hit by a bus.
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Sure it wasn’t a bullet train?
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This is the perfect joke
M
And he was reborn in a fantasy world. A bunch of girls follow him around, including a bratty cat girl, a 1,000 year old flirty sorceress that looks 12 for some reason, and a hyper efficient noble warrior who seems cold and emotionless but has a heart of gold. They’re all in love with him for no good reason, but he’s completely clueless so nothing happens.
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I’m tired boss 😞
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Thanks for the reminder that there is a new season of [Reborn as a Vending Machine](http://youtube.com/watch?v=9_DEeHpR7ds) to watch
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They named this mf Box-o and gave him an unearned harem in a generic fantasy setting. Its somehow the least-original original idea in Anime.
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“Anime was a mistake”- Butch Cassidy
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Eh, it’s like any storytelling entertainment media. 10 generic disposable ones for each good one. Twenty good ones for each great one. Thirty great ones for each masterpiece.
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And he effortlessly stomps any villain due to his magical stab proof vest which allows him to have a personsl pocket dimension for storagr
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Tenchi? Haven’t thought about that show in decades.
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I was more thinking any of the many, *many* generic Isekai. Tenchi Muyu had some influence on them, but wasn’t one of them.
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Should’ve made a bus proof vest instead.
M
Hindsight is 20/20.
M
And that’s how Regina George died
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To shreds, you say
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Full blown AIDS
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In Tombstone Arizona (of OK Corral fame) there was the Birdcage theatre. One night there was a magician doing a bullet catching act. Someone in the audience stood up and yelled “Catch this professor” and shot and killed him.
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I mean, there was that kid who tried to shoot the superman actor, in the 50s, so….
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Headshot
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“They even gave me this bullet proof vest!” “What if he shot you in the face?”
C
“Okay, kill him!”
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Shot 2 inches above the vest?
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Syphilis
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Stabbed in the face
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Covid?
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There’s a video from South Africa of a CEO advertising their bullet proof glass by sitting inside a vehicle while an employee shoots various caliper bullets at him.
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Who was it/when? Bulletproof clothing has been around for hundreds of years in many countries, would be really interested in looking up this specific story Edit: found it, Richard Davis who had the patent would shoot himself as part of his demonstration, not letting others shoot him as far as I see. He got the patent in the 1970s, though the idea for soft bulletproof clothing had been around for around a century before in some form, his was just the best and most realistic for actual production, and was the first all-Kevlar vest (a vest released and patented the same decade by a different group had a steel plate over the heart)
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Imagine if that guy slipped and cut off the CEO’s hand
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Or CEO dude moves a second too early. Thought the dude was gonna get thwacked in the shoulder at the end of that baseball bat demo.
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He did that because he’s getting his back rung like a gong by those baseball bat hits. Employee was a little too enthusiastic.
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Yeah, it’s kinetic dampening at its finest but blunt force is still blunt force, there’s a reason clubs and maces and warhammers were/are common weapons This is “you will survive a baseball bat to the spine”, not “and it will feel like a massage” lol
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CEOhfuckimsosorry
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Don’t tell mom.
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You go that way, I’ll go home
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“ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?”
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Or stabbed him directly in the throat
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Or neck
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That’s why I own a TitanGate submersible.
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Trust his products AND his employees
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The only test planned was the screwdriver.
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Sometimes it goes wrong (Volvo) https://www.youtube.com/shorts/LMoONIKPmRw
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