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Boeing is being Boeing above my house.

Boeing is being Boeing above my home.

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Strange_Valuable_573 • 2,740 points
Sucked in a bird probably

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holvagyok • 1,079 points
That sounds weird and painful, hope you’ll get better.

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cobaltkarma • 204 points
He’ll be fine once he snorts up a cat to get rid of the bird. Here’s a video showing how. https://share.google/g9X4OUEpgLPOraefB Edit: Youtube link if the above looks menacing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyJf6deLit4

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remesabo • 33 points
He snorted the cat to catch the bird. He snorted the bird to catch the spider. He snorted the spider to catch the fly… I don’t know why he snorted the fly, Perhaps he’ll die.

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scorpyo72 • 8 points
Didn’t the spider wiggle and jiggle and tickle inside him?

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Western_Shoulder_942 • 63 points
I am not clicking that….nope nuhuh

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Affectionate-Mix6056 • 36 points
It’s safe, it’s youtube. I was expecting bluey, where they pretend bandit eats a cat to get rid of a mouse or something.

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TheTFEF • 3 points
You are a far more innocent person than me. Even with the YouTube link, I was expecting to see some old episode of Happy Tree Friends or something.

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cobaltkarma • 22 points
It’s not porn, not gore and not the greatest thing to play at work but nothing that bad.

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[deleted] • 11 points
It was exactly as described.

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Ksl848 • 8 points
Cat in the turbine eh?

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PantsDontHaveAnswers • 9 points
Now you’re speaking my language

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DJ_Micoh • 3 points
With the silver spoon?

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Penyrolewen1970 • 2 points
But then it’ll be a dog…we all know where this ends.

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Dioxybenzone • 2 points
Huh i forgot what i was waiting for by the time it happened and was surprised

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[deleted] • 4 points
Hopefully there is a vet on board

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Fafnir13 • 3 points
Sweet! Now we can try catching roasted bird flakes on our tongues like it’s snowing.

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PicaDiet • 2 points
Everyone has their own fetish.

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D-Qwon • 1 points
Compressor stall

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d7it23js • 1 points
Do you think the bird hit 165 degrees? Asking for a friend.

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AllHisDarkMaterials • 2,244 points
I think it’s signalling to turn right.

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heimmann • 223 points
Yes, right down OPs living room

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Attackly- • 16 points
Good that OP does not seem to live in a tower

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turtledave • 56 points
OP did say it was a Boeing and not a BMW.

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bwahthebard • 23 points
Could never be a BMW.

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CzarDale04 • 13 points
BMW blinker fluid costs too much, that is why BMW drivers seldom use their turn signals.

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Obstinateobfuscator • 5 points
And they have to rent their seat heating now I hear.

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twoaspensimages • 5 points
Blinker fluid and brakes are absurdly expensive. But fortunately engines and gas are free.

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lionhat • 1 points
Blinker looks a little fast, so they might need to change their taillight

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kurotech • 1 points
Oh I thought it was just like my old mustang and was backfiring…

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