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Advanced Break dancing π
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broke dancer
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Everyone’s a critic. Even passersby on crotch rockets.
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dance like nobody’s watching
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The road
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*crutch rockets
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Broken
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I bet he made good money.
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Into pieces
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Fuckin brutal. Possible helmet to the face
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RIP
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OP, you’re missing out on that sweet, sweet karma double-dip by not posting this to r/Unexpected
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On it
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And r/instantregret too
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Maybe whatcouldgowrong too
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Don’t forget r/AbruptChaos
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Send this guy to the Olympics!
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The Paralympics
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Opening Ceremony for my 3rd Paralympics coincided with the 15th anniversary of the my being eligible after getting run over by a trolley car and losing a leg. We may have a new competitor here.
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Sent straight to the moon π
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Heβd still be better than RayGun.
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Even post-injury.
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You got me. I snorted.
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When mother didn’t tell you not to play on the street.
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Did the guy live?
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Into the next life
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Breakdanced into isekai.
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Where did they go π§
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To the other side.
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Forward, πahead for sure!π€
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What killer moves!
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He was about to do the moonwalk but…
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He walked to the other side.
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I don’t think anyone is going to be able to top that!
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It’s almost as if you shouldn’t be driving at insane speeds, especially when there are pedestrians in the road for any reason.
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There will always be pedestrians not paying close attention to their surroundings. They aren’t the ones driver death machines though, so I choose to focus on the people riding piloting death machines far more than the people piloting tennis shoes.
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You already said that, and I already responded, now you’re just going in circles. Usually that indicates that someone doesn’t have a proper response and just wants to be the last one to comment to satiate their ego. Or maybe you’ve missed the super obvious point I was making.
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Holy shit guy got smoked harder than a blunt at snoop doggβs house
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He shouldnβt have done the dance that summons motorcycles
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It’s like a final destination scene or other movie scenes where they step out into the road and then WHAM a bus comes out of nowhere and blows them to smithereens
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Emphasis on βbreakβ
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Finally, a real challenger to Raygun.
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One way to break dancer
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Break Dance to Breaking News
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I was not expecting that lol
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r/unexpected
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OH SHIT
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