brolactate® – Men CREATE YOUR OWN High-Protein Milk for GAINS to SHARE with your FRIENDS

**What Happened:** One sunny Saturday, Jake and his crew decided they were tired of the same old protein shakes and needed something revolutionary to fuel their workouts. Inspired by the fitness influencers they followed, they concocted a not-so-bright idea: a milk supplement called brolactate®—the concept being that they could create their own protein-heavy “milk” to share among pals. The process included an abundance of protein powder, a dash of their favorite energy drink, and a healthy scoop of questionable confidence. They proudly filled a jug with their concoction and dubbed it “The Ultimate Bro-Protein Brew.”

**Why It’s Funny:** The moment they took their first sips, the look on their faces shifted from triumph to horror. Instead of a creamy, protein-packed drink, brolactate® tasted like a bizarre fusion of stale gym socks and a post-workout peanut butter experiment gone wrong. As they fought the urge to gag, they couldn’t help but burst into laughter at the ridiculousness of trying to make their own milk, realizing they should stick to regular protein shakes—preferably ones that didn’t require a chaser and a prayer.