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The other day at dinner, my friend Scott decided to lighten the mood by playing a little guessing game. He said, “Guess what?” and before I could respond, he revealed he had a surprise for dessert. Naturally, I started rattling off the usual suspects: chocolate cake, ice cream, maybe even a fruit tart! So, when he finally announced, “I got a giant jar of pickles!” I couldn’t help but burst into laughter. He clearly saw a dessert option through a very unique lens.
It’s the classic expectations vs. reality moment; who goes from anticipating a sweet treat to celebrating a jar of pickles? Instead of a sugary delight, his idea of a culinary surprise turned out to be the weirdest party trick ever! Not only did it sound like a prank, but suddenly we were debating which condiment pairs best with what can only be described as a sour twist on dessert. All I could think was, if only I had known, I would’ve come armed with peanut butter instead of a fork!
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Can You Guess?
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I know its a real pic because the tags are expired
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Fellow Coloradan I see.
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Came to the comments for this.
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Guess who?
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Subaru.
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No, honda pilot.
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No one ever expects the ~~spanish inquisition~~ Honda pilot
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😂
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That ‘Guess What?’ + CHKNBUT combo is elite dad humor branding and I respect the commitment.
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I paid $250 (technically donated!) to a non-profit for a brick in a park that says ‘knock knock, who’s there, Lordyeti’. One of my favorite purchases ever!
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Okay now i get it
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Chicken Boo. “He wears a disguise to look like human guys but he’s not a man he’s a chicken boo.”
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He’s a giant chicken, I tell ya!
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that license plate + sticker combo is the most committed chicken joke I’ve ever seen.
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Chickens, two.
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Chicken Poo Guess why.
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Chicken Thigh Guess when?
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Chicken hen? (Redundancy) Wanna know the rest?
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Me.
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C0cknbut
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Guess why?
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Chicken thigh!
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Chicken thigh..
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Your butts dry
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Cow pie. How come? God you’re dumb.
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Chicken pie?
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My 6-year-old constantly asks me to guess what. I can’t convey the level of self control it takes me to not answer with “Chicken Butt!” every damn time.
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I work in a daycare and one child kept asking “guess what” and one time I answered “chicken butt.” Soon like 6 kids were constantly saying “guess what chicken butt” and I had to apologize for teaching it to them.
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This is why I don’t want to say it to my kid, because then I know I’ll hear it 29 times a day, everyday, until he’s 12.
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It’s that or “6-7” man, pick your poison. I for one choose chicken butts!
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It doesn’t stop at 12. My kids (17 and 12) get me with this shit all the time. I legit haven’t said it to them in 10 years, and they get me at least once a month.
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Give in. It is your destiny. Eventually, they’ll say it back to you. And thats when you know you’ve raised them right.
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Mine is almost 8 and still says guess what I I’ve been saying chicken butt for his whole life and it doesn’t phase him. We are at a stalemate
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I might be a terrible parent. My 7 year old has started saying, “Guess what?” And I always answer “Chicken butt…”
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Someone cross-posting this to /r/PeterExplainsTheJoke and /r/ExplainTheJoke in 5…4…3…
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The alt askreddit
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Rarely is a vanity plate worth the money… this is that time.
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poor buckley
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Guess how? Chicken cow.
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I thought I was the only one.
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Dang… ol’… Mega-Lo-Mart… done git went got it, and dang ol’ boom!
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Guess where?
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Underwear
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Chicken there.
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Do your thing CHKNBUT Pilot
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the level of commitment it takes to get a custom plate just to finish a joke is honestly impressive
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Ahhh okay, the plate is the finish. I was so annoyed at this picture because the chicken came before Guess What? I am less annoyed now
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Guess why.
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Chicken pie
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