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I was mortified when my dad used my childhood photos as a slideshow at our family reunion, showing off my spaghetti-stained face from the ‘Great Meatball Incident.’ Everyone laughed, but I just wanted to disappear.
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My little brother convinced me to wear his superhero cape to family dinner, claiming it would impress our relatives. Turns out it only made our grandma ask if I needed a ‘real’ cape to be more mature.
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I got trapped in an elevator with my crush and decided to break the ice by pointing out how, uh, small it felt, but instead I just made it super uncomfortable… someone’s never going to talk to me again.
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I thought it would be funny to pretend I was a waiter at my friend’s party, but when I spilled punch all over the birthday girl, her mom just stared at me like I’d… messed up her entire life.
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I told a random dude at the coffee shop that his shirt was cool, and he turned to me, confused, saying it was his work uniform… awkward pause.
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I spent an entire dinner trying to impress a girl I thought was cool only to find out she was actually dating my best friend. Awkward silence followed.
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I texted ‘I can’t wait for our second date’ to the wrong person. I found out ten minutes later when she replied with ‘What second date?’
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I wore a suit to a casual coffee date because I misunderstood the invite. Her jeans and T-shirt made me feel like I was at a wedding alone.
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I texted my best friend about how nervous I was for my date, but accidentally sent it to my date instead. ‘You’re going to love my weird laugh, haha,’ was probably not the best icebreaker. He laughed it off, but I spent the rest of the evening imagining that laugh getting worse.
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I thought I was being smooth when I told my date she had an ‘exquisite sense of color’ because of her bright shirt. She just looked at me like I was nuts and said, ‘It’s just a t-shirt from Target.’ I mean, who knew Target could ruin a compliment, right?
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Met a girl I liked at a coffee shop and, in a moment of bravery, I approached her. Turns out, she was meeting someone—who was actually sitting across from her and waving. The awkward silence after I introduced myself to the wrong person was… memorable, to say the least.
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