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I told my little sister a secret, and for the next year, at every family gathering, she’d casually bring it up during dinner as if it was the weather—great, thanks kid.
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I decided to go hiking in what I thought would be perfect summer weather, only to get caught in a freak snowstorm—my friend brought a cooler full of snacks instead of… you know, jackets.
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I showed up to what I thought was my friend’s housewarming party, but it was actually the neighbor’s. I only realized while they were giving me weird looks and I was opening the wine.
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I finally got my car fixed after months of waiting, only to drive it off the lot and have my key fob die immediately—had to walk home in the rain, holding a giant balloon I thought would impress my crush.
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I thought I was invited to a huge summer barbecue, and I showed up with my finest potato salad. Turns out, it was a family-only gathering, and I awkwardly stood there while the host looked horrified. I just waved and said, ‘What a lovely day for a… surprise picnic,’ before making a run for it, salad in hand. Definitely not my finest moment.
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I was at a friend’s party and tried to introduce myself to someone new. I went in for a handshake, but they were going for a hug, and we just ended up kind of twirling in place awkwardly. Everyone was watching, and it probably looked like some bizarre dance move. Yeah, I definitely became the highlight of the evening.
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At my best friend’s birthday bash, I met a guy and, you know, in the classic social anxiety fashion, I immediately forgot his name. I ended up calling him ‘Dude’ for two hours until he finally said, ‘My name’s actually Kyle.’ I laughed it off, claiming it was some sort of nickname, but I could see my friends snickering behind me. Awesome, right?
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The break room was packed, and I was trying to quietly get my lunch from the fridge. Somehow, I opened the door just as another coworker was trying to exit and we ended up colliding—my lunch flew out of my hands and landed right in his soup! Everyone burst into laughter while I stood there mortified, trying to offer a weak apology. He took it in stride, saying it was a ‘unique’ lunch combination, but I couldn’t shake the embarrassment. Now every time I see him, I can’t help but just cringe at the memory. I guess my food was technically *in* his soup, right?
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I spent hours perfecting my resume for a dream job and planned to drop it off in person. When I got there, I realized I had left the application on my kitchen table next to a half-eaten sandwich. I could either go back home or just say hello to the guy who probably just saw my lunch—guess I chose the second option, because it’s awkward to keep a sandwich conversation going.
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I finally gathered the courage to confess my feelings to my best friend, and it was great until I noticed their wedding ring.
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I thought I was just sending a casual email to my best work friend about how annoying our manager was, but I accidentally included the entire team instead. I hit send and immediately saw my boss’s name in the ‘To’ field and I freaked out! The worst part? My phone buzzed a second later with a reply from him, saying, ‘Thanks for the feedback!’ Suddenly, my face went crimson and my heart raced as I pictured my career going up in flames. Everyone else found it hilarious, of course, and I became the office meme of the week. I just buried my head in my hands, hoping the ground would swallow me whole.
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