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Rushing into an elevator, I confidently pressed the button for my floor only to notice I was in the wrong building. Had to sheepishly exit and re-enter in front of the same people.
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At a party, I thought a guy was trying to get my attention when he waved. I waved back enthusiastically. Turns out, he was just swatting at a fly.
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At my friend’s wedding, I tripped over a wire and unplugged the sound system right before their first dance. The silence was deafening.
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I was texting a cute guy about our upcoming date, but realized I had been sending all my flirty texts to my new boss instead. He replied with a stern message about professional boundaries. Awkward doesn’t even begin to cover it.
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I planned a perfect first date at the drive-in. We got there and I realized I forgot to charge my car battery. She spent the night listening to me explain jumpstarting techniques.
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During our first date, I called her by my ex’s name right as we shared our first kiss. I tried to play it off, but her expression said it all. The rest of dinner felt like an eternity.
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I was talking to a new acquaintance at a party. I ended up telling the same story three times because I was so nervous. They finally pointed it out, and I had no idea how to play it off.
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I was supposed to give a speech at my friend’s wedding. I got up to the mic and completely blanked out. The entire crowd just stared at me while I struggled to remember a single word.
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I walked into what I thought was my friend’s surprise birthday party. I gave a loud ‘SURPRISE!’ only to be met with confused faces. Turns out I had the wrong house.
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My boss asked me to help him with a ‘quick task’ right before I clocked out. Two hours later, I’m still sitting at my desk, listening to him rant about his weekend plans while trying to fix a spreadsheet error he can’t even describe properly.
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I was in the middle of a crucial meeting when my coworker bumped into me, causing me to spill hot coffee all over my notes. I spent the rest of the meeting desperately sopping up the mess, while everyone else pretended not to notice my growing panic.
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