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During a meeting, I went to grab my coffee and accidentally knocked it over on my boss’s lap. I panicked and, like an idiot, just stood there, apologizing while he was—like—trying to dry off with his tie.
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I thought I nailed my presentation until I realized I was sharing my screen… and my cat video playlist was up. Everyone was laughing, and I had to pretend like that was my, uh, intended intro.
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I was in the middle of an important presentation when I confidently clicked to unmute myself, only to realize I had been talking to a bunch of silent, frozen faces for about five minutes. During that time, I had been passionately describing our new project goals, complete with pie charts and everything. After the awkward moment of panic, I tried to play it off with a joke, like, ‘Great, guess you all enjoyed my TED Talk!’ But nobody laughed, and my boss just shook his head in disbelief. It felt like the universe was reminding me that technology can be a cruel mistress. I finally got unmuted, and the first thing I said was, ‘Can you hear me now?’ Like I was a walking meme or something. Awesome.
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Right before a big team meeting, I thought I’d impress everyone by bringing in coffee for the whole group. I balanced six cups in my arms—yes, I know, not the best idea—and as I walked in, I tripped over my own feet. Coffee flew like a brown fountain, drenching not only my clothes but also my boss, who was wearing a white shirt. The entire room went silent, and I swear the only sound was a distant clock ticking—like a bad movie scene. I panicked, apologizing like a broken record while my boss calmly said, ‘I didn’t need caffeine anyway.’ I could practically feel my career flash before my eyes as I mopped up spilled coffee with napkins, trying not to make eye contact with anyone, especially with him. What a way to make an impression.
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I finally got the courage to ask my crush out after months of daydreaming. I texted her right before a big presentation at work, totally distracted, and hit send. The instant I walked into the conference room, I realized I had sent my awkward, spellcheck-less text to the entire company. Wow, great way to impress.
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I forgot my umbrella on a day that was forecasted to be sunny. I was halfway to my car when the clouds opened up. I sprinted back inside for cover, only to slip and fall right in front of my boss, who was walking in with a coffee. At least I gave him a good story for the office.
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I stood up at the party to toast my friend’s promotion, but accidentally congratulated the guy next to her, who was just here for the pizza. He seemed… really confused.
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I met someone new and thought we were vibing, but I found out later I had been standing in front of the bathroom door the whole time. Guess he really needed to go…
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I decided to surprise my partner with a romantic dinner after a tough week. Just as I set the table, the power went out in the entire neighborhood. We ended up eating cold takeout by candlelight, and I couldn’t tell if the mood was romantic or just desperate.
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I finally managed to get a handle on my life and decided to buy a fancy key holder to avoid losing my keys. The very next day, I misplaced my phone at a coffee shop and had to call my own number, only to realize I had left my keys at the counter. The barista laughed, but I awkwardly shrugged and thought, guess I need a holder for my phone too.
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I finally found a spot right by the entrance of the store, feeling like I’d won the parking lottery. Just as I got out of my car, a bird decided my head was the perfect target. Apparently, I was the unlucky sage who needed both a new haircut and a reminder to keep my mouth closed in public.
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