Last Friday night, I agreed to babysit my neighbor’s two kids, thinking it would be an easy gig. Within ten minutes of walking through the door, I was engaged in a fierce debate over whether unicorns or dinosaurs would win in an all-out battle. My excitement turned to sheer panic when I realized I had absolutely no idea how to mediate such a scientific inquiry. By the end of the night, the living room looked like a craft store exploded—glitter was stuck in all the wrong places, and I was wearing half a glittery dinosaur costume from their dress-up bin.
The real kicker came when I finally managed to get the kids to bed—only to find out they had set up a “secret mission” to sneak cookies without getting caught. Imagine my horror when I stumbled into the kitchen and caught them in the act, their faces smeared with chocolate chips and enough enthusiasm to fuel a small party. Instead of scolding them, I just burst out laughing and ended up joining their cookie heist, realizing that breaking the rules sometimes makes for the best babysitting memories!
in Funny
Childcare Services

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Somebody doesn’t want their bath.
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Not many cats love that grest comment
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^(Cat:) “Mama cat left me here to babysit,…I’m I doing this right, Hooman?”
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What’s grest?
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I’m here to sit on the baby, I’m the babysitter!
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Mrs. mcTwitter, the babysitter I think she’s a little bit crazy She thinks a babysitter’s Supposed to sit upon the baby Shel Silverstein
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Gumball: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8gGUhfsEo8
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Walk away human. This is not your business.
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Back away. You didn’t see anything.
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And before you go, have you seen my wares?
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No, honestly I was just stopping by to see if you wanted any catnip or some sardines for keeping that thing from poking me.
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I have wares, *if you have coin*
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We’re just playing….**Isn’t that right?**
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That’s the face that me and my siblings would make in the backseat of the family car on the way to visit some relative – while my mother would lick her thumb, reach around and grab a random kid and proceed to wipe any perceived grime off of our faces with her spittle. As we got older and there were more kids in the backseat (my parents had six) us older ones knew the drill and forced the younger ones closer to the nasty thumb with our feet against their backs. Sorry little bro, sometimes human sacrifices are necessary.
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Damn i love your comment so much, its recognisable
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idk if you’re a bot but you sure are commenting like one
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No bots here bro only sharing great comment and i like some good comments so i react too them 😄
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Those wet wipes might have been more sanitary but they destroyed an important aspect of family bonding.
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“Dammit, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a miracle worker.”
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My Gran would spit on her handkerchief and do this. I hated it so much at the time but oddly its a happy memory now. I can almost smell her perfume.
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You need a spit bath! Those days…
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Baby sitting 🚫 Sitting on the baby ✅️
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Sotting on the baby yayayaya 😂
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taking it literally
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Baby smooshing
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Squish the cat
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> Mrs. McTwitter was the baby-sitter > > I think she’s a little bit crazy. > > She thinks a baby-sitter’s supposed > > To sit upon the baby.
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Silverstein’s poetry is a core childhood memory.
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Lil void must have been talkin’ smack. 😹
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Yeah then momma has you by the cheeks 😂
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“HHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP!!!” “Nothing to see here. Move along.”
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I 100% make the same face as that kitten when my cat wraps her paws around my face and decides that I am not allowed to escape a face cleaning.
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This comment was apparently made by a cat. Also, note the user name!
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“Move along. You ain’t seen noffin”
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This reminds me of the lion Quique, that sat on a guy that jumped into the enclosure in Buenos Aires Zoo. [Every time the guy would squirm around, Quique would give him little bites.](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3391859.stm)
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Okay but the lion in that photo looks so fluffy and has such kind eyes. I’d totally jump in just to hug it (and die). Look at that floofy floffer! Jumping in to taunt the lions because a random voice told you to, er, is less understandable, even if it did lead to that funny article.
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That’s a hostage situation, not babysitting.
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that’s so cute!
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cat: I got this! kitten: 😮
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Literally
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Baby squishing🤣😂
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Kitten doesn’t look happy…
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I wouldnt be either if my mom had me stuck like that
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I think kitten is literally screaming ‘Help!’
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“We’re just playing mom”
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Squish that cat!
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Alien – kitty version.
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I’ve sat on the baby. Instructions weren’t clear once I’ve done that though.
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That is the look of “Can I kill this one? just one.”
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Squosh
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