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Consume alcohol sensibly.
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Jeer desus
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Beer Jesus
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Fun fact: If you say Jesus backwards, it sounds like sausage. Susseeege.
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Jimmy Dean Sussseeege!
G
This is funnier than it needs to be
B
The really funny part is that I learned this from my 13 year old niece.
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bless you
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Don’t tell me what to do!!!
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No u
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Beer desu
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Jebus
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Desu ka?
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Dude heard the words “nose beers” once and rolled with it.
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Did you take 3 showers when you got to the hotel?
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Ahh shit beat me to it lmao
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Supreme Leader likes to party
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Kim Jong Eww
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Kim Jong Brew-n
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That can’t possibly be good for your nasal canal, but good for him lol
P
The yeast in your sinus cavities is surely asking for thrush.
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A fucking adrenaline thrush, you mean! Wooooo!
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Yeast infection in the sinus cavities is a step closer to the last of us zombies
R
This a ad for a new MICROBIAL BREW….
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It’s not the same kind of yeast. Also, this beer was likely pasteurised.
B
It’s not good for your sinuses at all. That burning feeling when you get water up your nose is because your sinuses, and everything inside your body, have a salt concentration around 0.9% What that means is any fresh water that goes up your nose will cause osmosis, drawing salts out of the epithelial cells lining your sinuses and causing damage and irritation. This is why nasal sprays are made with saline, which is water with 0.9% salt in it. You spray that in your nose and you don’t feel a thing. Likewise, bags of fluids for IV, or even just solutions for injections also use the same 0.9% saline solution as a base. Say for morphine, they would dissolve the morphine and other ingredients like preservatives and buffers (to make sure the pH is just right.) into saline and that would be the final medication that the patient will receive. EDIT: I should also add that carbonated water, like what beer is made mostly of, is acidic. Formally it’s called carbonic acid. But if you’ve ever burped soda through your nose, that’s EXACTLY it. The carbon dioxide coming off your drink mixes with moisture in your nose and creates a small amount of carbonic acid. Which causes that stingy eye watering feeling. Now imagine if instead of burping the gas out your nose, you pour it up your nose. That’s worse than the damn salt.
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I heard beer was isotonic.
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Even though this probably burned, I’m not sure it causes long term damage. When you go swimming in a pool (not the sea, which is isotonic), you also get a lot of water up your nose. It irritates, but goes away.
M
He likely has a cleft palate so the beer goes directly from his nose to his mouth. Best guess
R
Isn’t that a form of “Neti Pot”?
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Nah that’s when you smoke a joint through your nose. This is Neti Beer.
D
I bet this guy snores
R
It’s like that girl who likes to snort all her food
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What now
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Come again?
M
If you insist
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Come now?
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Not yet
C
sauce ?
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Oh no thank you, she’s still got some left in her nasal cavity
C
excellent, I was hoping for a comment such as this, was not disappointed xD
W
lolololol her boyfriend’s expression when she did that in public on their date
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He’s waterboarding himself with beer. Impressive.
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Guantanamo IPA
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Yeah give me a 6pack of Gitmos, a pack of camels and I’ll grab one of them sticks of jerky as well.
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What, no pickled egg?
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GPA
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It’s called WATERboarding, please someone get a crate of bud light.
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Coors Light, Cause it’s like sex on the beach, you know, F\*cking near water. Edit: Didn’t know I could stutter on my keyboard.
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Beerboarding
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What I’m more curious about is how he discovered that you can drink alcohol through your nose.
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