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Could you please open the gate and let me go?

Larry had decided that today would be the day he finally fixed the old, rusty garden gate that kept getting stuck. Armed with a can of WD-40 and a misguided sense of confidence, he set to work. However, in a classic case of “now this is going to be a great story,” he managed to oil himself into a predicament. While attempting to swing the gate wide, it jammed and flipped open dramatically—sending Larry tumbling right into his meticulously arranged flower beds. Left looking like a confused scarecrow amidst his flourishing tulips, he found himself stuck under the very gate he intended to free.
There he was, a grown man trapped under a pile of flowers, like some sort of bizarre lawn ornament that hadn’t been quite finished yet. With petals in his hair and dirt on his nose, he called out to his wife, “Can you open the gate and let me out? Please??” Little did he know that not only was she laughing so hard she could barely walk, she also had a perfectly placed phone ready to capture his embarrassing moment for posterity. Clearly, a garden makeover was now in order—but not before everyone in the neighborhood got a glimpse of Larry’s petal-padded predicament.

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modest_radio • 142 points
These are electric fences and the wires are a smaller gauge that are hard to see from this photo. The dog understands this

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__wildwing__ • 11 points
You can see the baking twine tied on in places as well.

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bansheeml • -59 points
Or it’s just a gate, and the dog is simply standing next to it

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CrazyLegsRyan • 20 points
I can see the round black hubs that hold the wire

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odd42Thomas • 37 points
That good boys been got by one too many sting strings

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AilBalT04_2 • 16 points
You can easily see the wires

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DazzlingDiva01 • 5 points
Wires you can barely see… but the dog definitely sees them 😎

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shaft6969 • 8 points
Need a shitload of dimes!

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vaioarch • 3 points
Someone go back and get a shitload of dimes!

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Dopeylookingpiegeon • 0 points
Reminds me of the bird pretending to be trapped in the open cage with like 4 bars lol

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SaebraK • -3 points
If creepypastas have taught me anything, it’s to not fuckin touch that.

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DJH1981 • -5 points
My guess is that the dog just went ahead and pissed on it then moved on. 🐕

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this_guy_eats • -4 points
r/onegoldenbraincell

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Downtown_Confusion41 • -3 points
I love how dogs are both the smartest and dumbest animal I know

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