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millions of waterfowl
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I SAID MILLIONS OF BUCKS, YOU STUPID GENIE!!
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Do you think I asked for a 10” pianist?
C
Alright fine, I’ll just switch him out… Well no no, wait a minute now…
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I actually asked for a 6ft pianist, but what did I get 😔
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I SAID MILLIONS OF FUCKS YOU STUPID AUTOCORRECT!!
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***incoming heard of deer….***
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Yes all those deer heard what you said.
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Quack attack
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They’re going to attend the ceremony to be there for Mikey. He’s being inDUCKted into the hall of fame.
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The uprising has begun
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I welcome our duck overlords
T
Well duck me sideways.
G
You mean the duckrising?
H
It’s the start of the aquackalypse.
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the quackening
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Now my secret skill (imitating quacking perfectly, if I say so myself) will finally be of use! *instantly switches sides*
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I wouldn’t mind getting drowned in a sea of ducks, it’d make a great story
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[https://www.reddit.com/r/hellsomememes/comments/v5c9zv/the\_duck\_uprising\_pierremortel/](https://www.reddit.com/r/hellsomememes/comments/v5c9zv/the_duck_uprising_pierremortel/)
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I love that these MF have wings yet insist on walking. I love ducks.
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Farmed ducks are more like chickens. They can maybe fly a short distance but that is all.
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Look, you don’t work that hard at looking adorable when walking and then just not do it.
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Corgis have an adorable natural butt wiggle. But when he wants to, my boy knows how to work it.
M
Leg day bro, nobody likes cone shape bodies/s lol
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I came in here to say how much it pisses me off that they can fly but they wanna waddle around 😂😂
M
Well, reading thru the comments didn’t help :/ Does anyone know what’s actually going on?
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The ducks are herded to different paddy fields to eat the parasites and snails, and their manure acts as natural fertilizer. [https://youtu.be/K0ISdo-b7Lk](https://youtu.be/K0ISdo-b7Lk)
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Man, even as a duck you can’t escape the “work life hamster wheel”.
M
I have no clue. But the guy with the long stick following them must be the one handling them.
C
Could be the end of a Mystery Men-esq movie
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You mean the Pied Piper of Duckland?
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That could just be a guy with a long stick observing the ducks. Or maybe the ducks ate the previous herder and he picked up his staff, thinking, “Oh, free stave!” Or it could be like the Santa Claus. Guy with the stick turns into Tim Allen and starts doing rails of cocaine
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Because of frequent floods, many farmers have replaced chickens with ducks in SEA, because they don’t drown
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Not sure if this is the case in this clip, but ducks are used/farmed as pest control. They clear a field from insects, snails and even small rodents in minutes. Sadly if left alone they start to eat the vegetation too.
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I saw a documentary once and not sure if this is the same but I believe they are duck ranchers and moving the “herd” to another grazing field. I’ve also seen an article where they use swarms of ducks in the rice fields to eat pests.
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Just a farmer and his ducks passing through. Be it ducks, sheep, cows or goat, farmers walk them to other places like pastures (or ponds) and return to their farm after a few hours.
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Look at all those *C H I C K E N S*
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C H I C K E N T H
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And thothe
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They look like eagles to me.
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Thoughts and prayers, bird blindness is a debilitating disease
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bird blindness is not a laughing matter. is it funny? yeah. very. but you almost got titties killed!
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You obviously have bird blindness.
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Where am I, Roshar?
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Fuck moash.
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Damn right.
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This is the comment I came for.
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Bit of a messy overreaction
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If this comment wasn’t in here, I was going to commit crimes. Thank you
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They’re not rabbits, bro. They’re chickens.
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