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Attempted vehicular homicide? Or just a very intense Doordash?
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Doorsmash
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Confusing boner material
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OW! A SPLINTER!
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[Ow my balls!](https://youtu.be/FWfOMeLk6m0)
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And 4 turtles!
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Sigh…
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Doorcrash
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Looked like it. He turned to hit him.
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And got out to go fight him. That was 100% attempted murder.
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Sherlock here
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Thanks for the compliment!
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The guy you’re replying to is just giving the obvious answer to a dumb question. The person asking that question lacked enough critical thought to figure it out on their own.
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When the Jehovah’s Witnesses that you been avoiding for months finally sees you at home
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This is why I always tip my driver ☝🏽
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just the tip and only for a minute
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He was coming back for the tip, i understand the anger.
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you gotta back it up if you want more than the tip…
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Somebody needs a huuuug!
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Might be the low video quality but it kind of looks like the dude is holding a knife at the start
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Well that’s the best way to get away with homicide if you get it to work.
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Only tipped 15%
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Doordasher are getting out of controls lol
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Am I seeing this right – the driver was actually trying to reverse into the pedestrian?
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Yes, you just watched live action attempted murder.
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In the UK you gotta use your car to murder
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Cars don’t kill people, blahbitty blah blah.
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It’s the best way to murder in the US. You just gotta make sure you actually kill them, and you are either rich or sober, and will wait around to tell the cops “they ran out in front of me and I didn’t see them”.
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Until they see the impact was on this fella’s trunk…
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Boot, over there.
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If you’re rich it doesn’t even matter if you’re sober or not.
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They get about the same accuracy as the average attemptee does with a firearm.
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Wasn’t on my bingo card for today
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It might be confusing for Americans, they don’t understand why he didnt just get out of the car and successfully kill the person angering him with one of his firearms.
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Im wondering why just the passenger got out of the car
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No, that’s the driver side in the UK.
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That joke went right over your head ig
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Yeah titles dumb. Guy jumped for his life after someone tried to murder him.
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Yup. He tried to do it again at the end.
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Tried to get that 2 for 1 deal at the end
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No the video is reversed, driver was actually going forwards
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I lold
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He saw an injured wall and pulled it right back together. Nice chap.
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I want to know the context here
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I think the one guy was angry
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Agreed. I was going to say.. someone looks upset.
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Intuitively take, who knows, really?
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I agree with you. The guy in the white shirt was pushing the guy in the black shirt WAY too aggressively. What an angry individual
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Maybe they need a nap time ?
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I daresay they both are
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