Dance for Heavy Metal Fans?

Dave was your typical heavy metal enthusiast—long hair, leather jacket, and an air guitar that could rival any rock legend. One Saturday, he decided to turn his love for heavy metal into a new hobby: dance. Armed with a pair of oversized headphones and some questionable YouTube tutorials, he attempted to combine headbanging with traditional dance moves. The local park quickly became his personal stage as he whipped around, spinning and stomping to the beat of his favorite blasting tunes, completely oblivious to the puzzled stares from onlookers.
The sight of Dave busting out moves that looked more like a bear in a blender than the headbanging he intended was entertaining enough, but what really had people in stitches was when he accidentally kicked his portable speaker, sending it flying into a nearby duck pond. Instead of retrieving it, he triumphantly threw up his hands and yelled, “I call that a ‘splash solo!’” as if it were all part of the act. The bewildered ducks, meanwhile, looked like they were seriously reconsidering their life choices!