Did she open the chute??
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Did she really open the chute?

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To be fair, she is (was?) a human bean.
O
And a Real Hero.
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Similar story. I once had my ant jump from my hand just before I did. It was so tiny I couldn’t see it and I probably stepped on it.
N
Same thing for me.
B
I try to use a tree as a reference, If u can’t make out a tree, then you probably can’t make out a person or their parachute
E
I remember when this was originally posted. I used my Accessibility settings to zoom in (android). Her canopy is black. It opens above the tree line, black on dappled black & green. It’s tough to see, but when you zoom in, it’s clear.
S
What is she a fuckin Navy Seal?
O
This is how they got Bin Laden.
I
She said she wanted to fuck me like US Goverment fucked Bin Ladin
I
She said invade my cave with your special unit
V
He wasn’t in a cave.
S
I imagine a spec ops balloon squadron would have the most whimsical and terrifying insignia and morale patches.
J
Don’t fuck with our war balloons
P
I thought they used experimental stealth choppers to get Bin Laden? Didn’t they land them right next to the compound?
O
That’s what we’re seeing. A helicopter so advanced that it looks and behaves like a hot air balloon. /s
I
Yes she is performing HALO jump
M
Is it really that high to be HA?
M
More like an HOLA jump, amirite???
N
A YOLO jump.
C
> A YOLO jump. She wouldn’t have been wearing a chute then
I
That’s a YODO jump
C
You Outta Look Out
F
With out the oxygen I’d call it medium altitude
C
MALO it is then.
H
Without a chute almost any altitude is high altitude
F
LALO, low altitude low opening. High altitude, low opening would usually require supplemental oxygen due to height of the jump.
R
*A HALO jump huh?*
C
No
I
She is a super soldier
A
Superhero landing!
J
Ugh, such a poser!
T
Smashing Pun
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Hard on your knee.
R
Oooooooh Navy SEALs!!!
T
I pull my chute sooner than her in Warzone, and it’s not even real
T
This balloon is really high. I’m not sure, but it looks like maybe 10,000 feet or higher. The camera lens distorts your depth perception. Look how small she gets just from swinging away from the balloon. So even if she opened the chute 2000 feet above the ground, that’s 8000 feet away from the balloon compared to how tiny she is swinging like maybe 30 feet away. She would be invisible to the camera long before she was several thousand feet above the ground.
B
I thought maybe she thought she was bungie jumping. Either way i get anxiety from just watching this video.
P
Me too! I used to work on top of utility poles all day after climbing them and work on high voltage wires but I wouldn’t want to do this!
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ENHANCE
A
Saw it. It’s really difficult if you can’t see her movement after it opens.
C
You must have encountered this video back before it lost so many pixels, wandering the interweb wastelands.
T
At 0:34, you can see her white speck of a chute against the shadow of the trees. Very center of the frame, to the right of where that other chute is looping around.
T
What are they jumping from, a hot air balloon? How is there a rope swing on that thing? Also what is the song playing, is that on a phone or like a wireless speaker system in their hot air balloon? I know I recognize the song, but I can barely hear it.
T
*enhance*
S
You are a philanthropist. Thank you.
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Using RES and can enlarge everything, I still don’t see it 🙁
K
I mean they are at probably 10,000 feet the fact that you spotted it at all is impressive
S
shouldn’t they make parachutes more brightly coloured for search and rescue reasons?
C
Aim for the bushes
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