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Did she really open the chute?

Did she open the chute??

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[deleted] • 614 points
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jxj24 • 93 points
To be fair, she is (was?) a human bean.

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Order6600 • 31 points
And a Real Hero.

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2_I_Snake • 2 points
Similar story. I once had my ant jump from my hand just before I did. It was so tiny I couldn’t see it and I probably stepped on it.

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nwfdood • 1 points
Same thing for me.

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Beneficial-Spite112 • 1 points
I try to use a tree as a reference, If u can’t make out a tree, then you probably can’t make out a person or their parachute

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Eclectophile • 3,714 points
I remember when this was originally posted. I used my Accessibility settings to zoom in (android). Her canopy is black. It opens above the tree line, black on dappled black & green. It’s tough to see, but when you zoom in, it’s clear.

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Soytaco • 1,085 points
What is she a fuckin Navy Seal?

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Ok_Cod_4434 • 344 points
This is how they got Bin Laden.

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its-nex • 150 points
She said she wanted to fuck me like US Goverment fucked Bin Ladin

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IridiumPony • 75 points
She said invade my cave with your special unit

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VTPete • 33 points
He wasn’t in a cave.

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Someguineawop • 9 points
I imagine a spec ops balloon squadron would have the most whimsical and terrifying insignia and morale patches.

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John-A • 8 points
Don’t fuck with our war balloons

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Palmervarian • 4 points
I thought they used experimental stealth choppers to get Bin Laden? Didn’t they land them right next to the compound?

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Ok_Cod_4434 • 8 points
That’s what we’re seeing. A helicopter so advanced that it looks and behaves like a hot air balloon. /s

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irondumbell • 182 points
Yes she is performing HALO jump

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MilkshakeYeah • 13 points
Is it really that high to be HA?

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MrBritish-OJO- • 60 points
More like an HOLA jump, amirite???

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NotSoGreatGonzo • 28 points
A YOLO jump.

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Calcd_Uncertainty • 6 points
> A YOLO jump. She wouldn’t have been wearing a chute then

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Irradiatedspoon • 13 points
That’s a YODO jump

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Channel250 • 3 points
You Outta Look Out

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FRONTowardsEnemy • 18 points
With out the oxygen I’d call it medium altitude

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caseyfw • 6 points
MALO it is then.

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Headwallrepeat • 3 points
Without a chute almost any altitude is high altitude

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Federal-Arrival-7370 • 7 points
LALO, low altitude low opening. High altitude, low opening would usually require supplemental oxygen due to height of the jump.

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ryuStack • 7 points
*A HALO jump huh?*

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Check_M88 • 9 points
No

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irondumbell • 39 points
She is a super soldier

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