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Discovered in the workplace restroom…
C
Plot twist, OP is trying to shift blame
O
Whoever smelt it, dealt it.
B
Whoever denied it, supplied it
A
Whoever explained it, drained it
G
Whoever snuffed it, stuffed it.
C
Whoever mucked it, fucked it.
N
Whoever tucked it, sucked it.
F
Whoever sat on it, shat on it
I
Whoever thunk it, stunk it.
Y
Whoever reddit, did it.
M
Whoever woho’d on it, poopoo’d on it.
H
Whoever, plumbus’ it, schwiftys it
A
Or Whoever Shat on it, sat on it
C
Whoever encountered it, mounted it.
A
Whoever drowned it, browned it.
W
Whoever showed it, rode it.
B
Whoever articulated it particulated it
M
Whoever made the rhyme committed the crime
D
Whoever felt it, dealt it.
A
Whoever shoved it, loved it!
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Plot thickens. They are WFH
W
Classic self report
B
Damn night shift dont do shit, oh wait…..
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Whoever spammed it, rammed it
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Beads progressively getting bigger ❌️ Beads progressively getting smaller ✅️
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Then just rip it like you’re starting a lawn mower
D
BEY-BLADE BEY-BLADE LETER RIP
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I’m imagining a butthole with beyblade attachments now. That’s fun.
B
The Portland Pullstart
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yes officer 👮this post right here
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In Thailand we call it a rip-start.
J
Internet Award 🍻
M
To shreds, you say?
A
how’s his wife holding up?
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Depends on which end you’re starting with!
J
Why touch it with your hands when you can shove it up your ass?
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When you say it like that it kinda makes sense…in a weird way.
R
With a shape like that, how could OP resist?
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Then fuck the toilet and your ass at the same time after a fresh shit
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OP is either using it very wrong or just right. I won’t judge.
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We’re working so hard, why don’t i just grab a brush while I’m at it and…. Oh, nah i quit
S
Someone had a really good time or a really bad time.
T
Por qué no los dous
V
When I worked at a local convenience store, I found the wooden handled toilet plunger caked with blood and feces once. Luckily bathrooms weren’t in my job description. (“Feces” always sounds worse than “shit”, to me. “Excrement” sounds disgusting, too. Just saying.)
B
Stool sounds horrible too
Z
Wooden handled plungers do not make good stools
R
Bit narrow, yes
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How about manure?
F
Wholesome, useful.
W
Costanza? that you?
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