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Discovered the reason my cat is always fixated on the microwave.

Discovered the reason my cat constantly gazes at the microwave.

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ThaLunatik • 360 points
Whenever I find a stinkbug, it’s just sitting there doing nothing in a corner or behind something. Only seen them move like twice, and was surprised when I saw one fly. Like what’s even their purpose for existing?

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CrispyMiner • 259 points
To get thrown down the toilet

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KoreKhthonia • 14 points
Assuming you’re in the Eastern US, *Boisea trivittata* apparently seek warm places in the fall, to overwinter in them. So it makes sense that some got into your house.

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Deadpool1205 • 40 points
To exist

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pantry-pisser • 11 points
🤯

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TantricEmu • 27 points
To fly in your face right as you’re falling asleep.

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EmergencyAbalone2393 • 15 points
They even vaguely sound like a small WWII kamikaze

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ChefArtorias • 21 points
Nothing has a purpose for existing other than to reproduce and keep genes alive.

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yurirainbowz • 2 points
Whats the purpose of any existence period? (Ours included)

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2eanimation • 2 points
How does a stinkbug make a life?

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slightly_drifting • 416 points
Cool. wtf am I looking at? Edit: stinkbugs . Yuck.

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Budget_Writing2702 • 70 points
I thought it was rabbit mouths. Just the mouth. Nothing else😭 I was extremely confused

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newtonphuey • 4 points
Why do you know what rabbit mouths look like pressed against glass??

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Budget_Writing2702 • 4 points
I know what rabbit mouths look like. Not hard to use your imagination and squish it a little bit

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gunchasg • 28 points
How can you tell? If op wouldnt explain I tought I looked at moths ;s

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CrispyMiner • 27 points
I explained in the body text 🥀

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Hamilton950B • 3 points
I missed it myself at first glance. On my screen, the text is about the same size as, and directly below, the text on the “clean filter” sticker. And both are black on white. I think this fools the eye into thinking it’s all one block of text.

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BBranz • 5 points
Zoom, the one below all is easily identified by its back.

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uglytaxi • 28 points
The alignment of these two posts is satisfying… https://imgur.com/gallery/two-different-posts-qzzoO7V

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BackBreaker • 59 points
Can’t make out what that is. Let’s get your cat to explain

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plecoptera91 • 48 points
OP’s cat: *I want stink bugs, salmon, and chicken. Them stink bug flavors keep me lickin’.* *I want stink bugs, salmon, and chicken. Them stink bug flavors keep me singin’.* *Now you know the cat’s meow means stink bug time!* *Meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow!*

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cookie1138 • 4 points
Amazing

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CrispyMiner • 7 points
Pesky stinkbug

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DJLazer_69 • 20 points
I thought I was looking at a cat stuck in a microwave

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Soft-Skirt • 13 points
In the UK and no idea what a stink bug is. But if they live in US microwaves then that’s another reason to avoid the states.

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2eanimation • 16 points
They‘re pretty common in Germany(or better: Europe). Actually, invasive since 2011, coming from East Asia(China, mainly). They‘re stupid, and when feel threatened, spray a stinky substance, hence the name. This time of the year, they look for warm spots(usually south-facing walls, house entrances), that’s why, depending on setup and location, a lot of those fuckers can find their way inside. There aren’t many predators here for them, so their population kind of exploded over the years. A real pest for farmers, causing yearly losses in crop. German name: Braune (marmorierte) Baumwanze.

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Fishfuckersfucker69 • 11 points
I hate these bugs with my entire being. I used to have trouble sleeping and one night this hellspawn decided to fly its helicopter wings around the room and I couldn’t sleep the rest of the night.And the smell persists too.I put my hand in my pocket before leaving for school and felt something weird in there.Surprise surprise,there was another fucker in there and my hand smelt like hell for 2 days.Fuck stink bugs

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Is_ael • 3 points
Ew your hand

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Soft-Skirt • 5 points
My German isn’t great but that name is brilliant in English; Brown Bum Pisser . 💦 Thank you.

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Rabidchiwawa007 • 4 points
I’m sorry, does that say to clean a filter regularly? TIL my microwave has a filter 😐

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