Last Saturday, my dog, Charlie, decided he was going to help me wash the car. With all the enthusiasm of a pup who just heard the word “treat,” he bounded into the driveway, tail wagging furiously. As I sprayed water on the car, Charlie assumed this was the grandest game ever invented. Every time I hosed down the tires, he leaped into the spray, trying to catch the “magical” water droplets with the same determination he usually shows when chasing squirrels. You’d think he was auditioning for the canine Olympics instead of just trying to dry off the car.
It quickly turned into a slapstick comedy show, with each spray of water causing him to spin in circles, barking at the “evil hose” like it was a monster threatening our driveway. My neighbors were watching, trying not to laugh too loudly, while I stood there soaked and helpless, unable to focus on cleaning the car between my giggles. In the end, the car was only half-washed, and Charlie was a soggy, triumphant hero, completely committed to his mission of… well, making an absolute mess instead!
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Dog fully dedicated

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That dog needs a doping test
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Pupils as big as saucers
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I have a border collie, this is BAU.
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Imagine dealing with that energy on a daily basis lol
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How much cocaine did this dog sniff?!? 🤣
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It is crazy! *he is like, gimme gimme* 🏃💨 *gimme gimme!* 🏃💨
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dost thou clank bro?
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Pretty sure they are. 11 year old account but extremely low karma and seems to have been inactive until recently, based on the achievements the account is showing.
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The owner’s presence on this course was entirely unnecessary. That dog had that shit memorized. The owner’s only purpose there was as a hug dispenser at the end
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I think that’s all the dog wanted. The faster it gets done the sooner the hug lol
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>The owner’s only purpose there was as a hug dispenser at the end You think that’s unnecessary? If they sold a personal hug dispenser I’d be poor and comforted.
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She was there because rule required. (Autonomous run is invalid). Yes, I bet dog would able to do just good w/o owner.
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That dog did smelling salts /s
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The course is not the same every time they run it. The dogs have to clear the obstacles in different order and stuff gets moved around. The owners don’t even know the course layout until the day of an event.
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Fast as fuck boi
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Video is sped up
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I was wondering that, myself. Pretty sure I’ve seen this same clip at a much more reasonable pace.
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Mm no it’s not. Run starts just after 20 seconds. Takes 31 seconds per the timer on the screen
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You can see the timer start at 21 seconds and it ends at 48 seconds with 31 second timer. 48-21 is not 31. If you check the original [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxMsVbFr1Bc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxMsVbFr1Bc) it starts 25 seconds and end at 56 for a perfect match. You can also listen to how different the commentators sound in the speed up version.
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It’s absolutely sped up. The run timer starts at 22 seconds into the clip. The run timer stops at 31.23 seconds, but the video is at 49 seconds. How was a 31.23 second run done in 27 seconds? EDIT: https://imgur.com/a/pAnjRcv Screenshots
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Yeah, check the tape. This is right. It looks sped up for the hug and pats at the end.
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I gotta think videos like this one would be impressive enough at regular speed. Speeding them up just makes it underwhelming, annoying.
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About 10-20%. 30 seconds on the counter is about 26 seconds on my phone slide.
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Bruh it literally has a timer in the broadcast. How does this dumb comment have so many upvotes
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Did you just downvote actual evidence? Lmao
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https://imgur.com/a/pAnjRcv Run timer starts at 22 seconds into the video. Run timer stops at 31.23 seconds, but the video timer is at 49 seconds. How was a 32.23 seconds run done in 27 seconds? Screenshots for proof
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The video with a literal timer in the corner showing its time is sped up?
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Match the timer to your video slide timer. It’s off a few seconds.
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Starts at 39 seconds remaining ends at 10 seconds remaining, which matches up with a roughly 30 second run as shown in the actual video. Its not off by a few seconds by a long shot. Maybe a few milliseconds at worst.
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You can see the timer start at 21 seconds and it ends at 48 seconds with 31 second timer. So about 10% faster
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I can’t even fully examine that course in 32 seconds. Give that angel a treat.
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Dog was like, “hold my lead.”
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What a happy puppy! If he had his way they’d run the race 20 more times!
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[Lobo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRWajW_99Cw) is more my spirit animal.
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That is a rocket! Musk should hire this dogo and send him with his satellites. Much more efficient and faster.
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The crazy thing is, that dog will absolutely do this all day without any complaints. I baby sat a border Collie for a few hours and the ONLY thing she wanted to do was okay fetch. I got tired throwing the ball before she got tired getting it.
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Well that is definately not my dog
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Having a Boarder Collie I can relate to this video. I have to let her chase a RC car in the yard to burn off energy. She would do it all day if I’d let her.
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The border Collie, Gods attempt to merge animal and perpetual motion machine
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Good dog.
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Shadowfax show us the meaning of haste!
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The hardest part for the dog was the stay command at the start.
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Me when I’m focused, vs the English Bull Terrier that is in charge the other 99% of the time…
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https://youtu.be/bYPdEdEXOg0?si=eDctamIeIgYCvHYP Husky VS one of these.
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He just wanted a hug!
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That drug is on dogs
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My dog zooms like this even though this video is sped up. My dog has no discipline so he’ll just keep being a weirdo, but that’s okay.
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Video is sped up. Also, where funny?
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It’s not sped up.
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