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Old Pa was notorious for his love of fishing. One sunny Saturday, he decided to take his grandkids to the lake, boasting about the “big one” he was sure to catch that day. After hours of waiting with nothing but a few sunburned arms and one very confused duck, Old Pa finally felt a tug on his line. With great enthusiasm, he reeled in his catch, revealing not a fish, but an old, mossy boot! He held it up triumphantly, declaring it the biggest “whopper” he’d ever seen.
The sight of Old Pa, beard shaking with laughter, proud as a peacock with that grimy boot had the kids in stitches. “Well, at least I caught something, right?” he chuckled, while Grandma yelled from the shore, “Just don’t try to eat it!” From that day on, they stopped calling their trips fishing trips and started calling them “boot hunts,” and nobody ever let Old Pa live down his legendary catch.
in Funny
Elderly Father
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Brazilian actor Ary Foutoura. He’s 93 years old, and started to do silly online videos only a few years ago.
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Sabia que eu reconheci o velho, só não lembrava quem era
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Looks like my dad. That would be something he’d do, too. 🤣
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He looks pretty damn good for 93.
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Eu tava na dúvida se era ou não hahah
M
“I may not hit the bottom of the well, but I’ll beat the hell out of the sides…”
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“I may be hung like a tic tac but I’ll freshen your breath”
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Hello ladies, Steve Stiffler, I have an eleven inch penis…around…think about it.
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“This dick don’t hit the bottom but I fuck the sides up” – Bloodhound Gang, 2005
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The cylinder must not be harmed
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He’s actually a pretty good actor. Edit: I didn’t know he was a famous Brazilian actor when I commented. I just know talent when I see it, obviously. Like how I knew to invest my money with New York financier Jeff Epstein. Any news of him lately?
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Eppie doesn’t post much lately
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We should call Ghislaine. Maybe she knows what’s up.
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…
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well said
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It’s Funny
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Surprised by this… Ary Fontoura, dude is a famous actor and a big name in Brazilian television.
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After all, why shouldn’t I
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Ok bilbo…
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Where’s the shot glass at?
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Look down
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Fun fact: the old timer is a famous brazilian actor
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I was waiting for him to do the same
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Grandpa don’t do this…
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I kept thinking he was gonna need wider glasses if he’s going to try putting them on his chest… 😭
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Pure charisma
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He had a decision to make
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Where’s grandma when you need her?
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Well, legend had it that the coupe was based off of titties. So fair game.
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Should have put down the small glass and picked up a larger one.
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Resist the urge papa 😂
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😅🤣😂
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lol, he thought about it…
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Intrusive thoughts played perfectly
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Lol
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Cracked me up!
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>Cylinder
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I’m researching “fixed by the duet”-style social media posts. Could someone please share a link or a name for the video clip in the first part of this post?
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Interesting enough, years ago I was told,during an tour at a champagne cellar that the wide champagne glass is in the shape of Marie Antoinette’s breast and the flute is in the shape of Napoleon’s bit…
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