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Last Saturday, I decided to impress my friends with my culinary skills. I’d seen a TikTok video about a “foolproof” pasta recipe that had the highest engagement rates, so of course, I had to give it a shot. As my friends gathered around, the anticipation was palpable. I tossed in the pasta, added some tomato sauce, and even sprinkled fresh basil like a pro. But while I was busy basking in the glory of my culinary brilliance, I accidentally grabbed a bottle of dish soap instead of olive oil! The tiniest splash foamed up like a science project gone wrong.
Let’s be real—nothing screams “chef extraordinaire” quite like serving your friends spaghetti that doubles as homemade bubble bath. Watching them try to maintain their composure while chewing on bubbles was priceless. They looked at me like I was a mad scientist rather than the “pretend chef” I had aimed to be, and by the end of the night, we were all in tears…from laughter and soapy pasta. At least I won the title of “Most Memorable Dinner,” which I’m not sure I can put on my resume, but hey, it was going so well until it really… bubbled over!
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Everything was progressing smoothly…
Z
A rescue horse is a very good idea on paper, but only on paper.
T
Time to bring out the rescue bull
C
I hope that was a dummy on there? If not, whoever was tied to that stretcher is likely paraplegic now. 😏
C
Probably, his head fell off…
C
LOL! I didn’t see that. Yup! He ded! 💀⚰️🥀
R
That’s not very typical
D
That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.
A
What about his shoes?
E
You’d have to be.
W
Good thing they have a rescue house to get the injured paraplegic to the hospital then.
S
Well, you know it won’t be Lupus related
C
Well their head fell off, so it was some dummy one way or another.
T
2020. Died of Covid.
T
Funnily enough, a calm bull is probably a lot safer for this than any horse. Rodeo bulls are bred for it, they know what their job is.
Z
best idea heard this week
W
Pfft. Childs play. Always go with alliteration: rescue rhino.
M
The rescue honey badger.
A
Years ago, my then 3 year old son points to a dump truck with flashing lights and says “see those flashing lights? That’s a rescue dump truck”
9
And, seriously, a mule would be better.
D
Right, the whole arena was covered in sand, not paper!
J
Let’s send that horse to the soap factory and get ourselves a real quadruped robot.
C
Isn’t it *the glue factory?* I don’t think you could make too much soap out of a horse? 🧼 😁
J
Yes, you are right! I haven’t sold a horse in a while. But you can definitively make soap from its fat.
C
Him ‘ol rendered boye. 🫣
C
GOP taking notes….healthcare plan will finally be revealed in next two weeks from this break-thru.
R
There’s a very simple solution here: if the rescue horse starts bucking, just shoot it. Then get an even bigger rescue horse to carry the dead horse and victim.
A
Did you see what an awesome sweep that guy pulled off?
S
Sweep the leg Johnny!
G
Good way to lose your beans lol
B
[I will never jeopardize the beans.](https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/s/5WBwJHzx0B)
G
Thank you
N
Wtf
S
Must be a dog food rep.
B
At first I thought the guy seriously tried to tackle the horse.
D
That was my first thought, too. I was going to say, it takes some large balls and small brains to slide tackle a horse. On a rewatch it does appear that he was just knocked over and almost trampled.
R
It keeps on giving
P
the failed slide tackle on the horse was def a choice
C
I think that guy’s arm was stuck in the reins and he fell. He was running alongside the horse but right before he slide tackles, he’s faced the opposite way and his foot flys up like he tripped
C
It doesn’t look like he chose to do that at all.
K
I don’t see any possible reason that the horse was involved in this operation?
G
I believe it’s because the dog refused to carry the stretcher.
J
Lazy-ass dog.
B
Thank you for proper use of the hyphen.
N
Horses can get places other vehicles can’t like hilly/heavily tree covered trails where people get hurt or lost all the time.
M
Yeah, and humans are even more maneuverable than horses. There’s like 5 guys here, they can carry a stretcher between them.
S
They’re clearly trying to train the horse lmao there’s a dummy on the stretcher
N
Not for nearly as long. Also it’s obviously a training exercise, you don’t know how many people are involved in the actual operation. If you wanna carry someone for miles out of wilderness (after hiking miles in to find them), I’d love to hear for it goes.
G
It is extremely difficult, slow, and risky to carry somebody any distance over rough terrain. I have seen numerous reality rescue type shows where they had to carry somebody down a mountain. They had to stop many times due to fatigue, and stretcher blocks view of your footing so they had to move very slowly. It took several hours to move people only 1 mile.
P
But we can make an animal carry it for us tf. The whole point of training animals is so that humans don’t have to do it.
H
There are still military units with mules and sturdy ponies. People can only carry so much up and down mountains. They’re also less noisy and leave lighter tracks. You have to practice with the animals *before* they perform the actual job. In this case they jumped a few steps in training and will have way more work getting that horse to cooperate again than going more slowly. That wobbly load is difficult.
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