Title: Proof that beluga whales are the funniest animals alive
During a recent trip to an aquarium, I found myself enchanted by a group of beluga whales. As I stood watching, one particularly chubby beluga suddenly decided to put on a show. With a mischievous glint in his eye, he began to swim in erratic circles, flapping his fins and puffing air through his blowhole like it was a comedy club mic. Just then, he spotted a kid holding a snack and performed a spectacular belly flop, splashing everyone around and leaving us all in fits of laughter.
There’s something hilariously unexpected about a large, blubbery creature playing the role of the class clown. Belugas have that goofy, grin-like face that makes everything they do seem comically exaggerated, especially when they channel their inner acrobat for a snack! It’s like they know they’re the star of their own slapstick comedy, reminding us all in the process that humor really does come in all shapes and sizes—even those with a head like a pear and a body that resembles a floating marshmallow!
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Evidence that beluga whales are the most amusing animals on the planet.

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Hey hey hey hey Oi oi oi oi hey hey hoy oi hu hu hey hey! (for those that have no sound)
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My hero
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^(Beluga Whale in its scene, “)*^(To Swim and Swim Not’”)*^(:) **“You don’t have to act with me, Stevie. You don’t have to say anything and you don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you Stevie? You just put your air sacs together, and blow.”**
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Haha lets add in the last three gurgly ones!!
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I’m blind thank you
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My favorite is Belugas jump scaring children at aquariums.
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A lot of those videos are a single beluga whale named Juno. He is a treasure and apparently 23 years old.
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Every other beluga video is Hvaldmir Edit: RIP =(
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I was thinking of that too. The videos are so funny.
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Whale sounds suspiciously like OP’s mom
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I will call the police because of insult.
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More like Forrest Gump’s principal…
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That’s a deep cut. I applaud you sir.
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Hahahahahahahaha You so funny ngl
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OP’s mom has got it going on
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“Stop twisting my words!”
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Remember that time Russia trained a beluga whale to spy, but it kept going up to Norwegian fishermen for fish, scratches, and to play fetch? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hvaldimir
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That’s really interesting, but why does it sound like Cardi B?
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Maybe the B stands for Beluga
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Fuck man, it does!
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My missus makes the same noises…
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Yea, it’s pretty spot on.
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Are you aware you’re both romancing a beluga?
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Don’t knock it till you try it. She’ll go till she’s blue in the face. I’m talking hours of hump back to back. She’s no cold fish; really moves with porpoise. Won’t stop until she’s completely covered in
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Can confirm about this guys missus.
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From her blow hole?
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I love Belugas. Even in the wild they want to play when they see humans for the first time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQ3sAIEg6OY
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It’s all fun and giggles until a golf ball gets lodged in the blow hole
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The sea was angry that day, my friends!
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Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
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She told me to GODDAHELL and I took the bus home
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Is that a Titleist?
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A hole in one, huh?
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Or a dick. Wait what.
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The entire time, I was waiting for the beluga to just blast the lady with water.
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Something about the shape of their heads reminds me of an alien chest burster.
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I was watching the Nat Geo doc on Disney about killer whales. The way they silently rise out of the water to scope out their prey (seals on icebergs), and the way their teeth are set in their mouths, is very Xenomorph-like.
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Karate chop hai!!
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I was half expecting a beat to drop lol
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I wanna pat his fat, squishy forehead
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its called a ‘melon’. which is different from ‘mellon’ which is sindarin elvish for friend.
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The whole time Beluga is like 😁
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Help🥺
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I thought the 1-up sound effect starts happening after like 8 jumps?
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Pingu, Noot Noot!
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I toggled “fullscreen” and it still only took up 10% of my screen… I love horizontally vertically horizontal videos. Really ensuring that mobile and PC users get the same experience.
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That’s Curly, from The 3 Belugas
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🤣🤣🤣 this is too funny.
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I, too, make sounds out of my blow hole
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IBS: Irritable Blowhole Syndrome
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