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One sunny afternoon in a medieval village, a rather forgetful king was out on a royal stroll. While admiring the flowers and waving at peasants, he accidentally dropped his golden scepter. A peasant kid, who had been busy catching frogs, spotted the glimmer of gold and ran toward it. With all the seriousness of a diplomat, he picked it up and shouted, “Hey king, you drop this!”
Instead of being outraged, the king burst into laughter, realizing that a kid from the village had more flair than many of his court jesters. The image of a tiny frog catcher returning a royal scepter was the best punchline to the dull parade of titled nobles that day. Plus, that kid instantly became the most famous frog catcher in town, and who wouldn’t want a fun tale to tell their grandkids about the day they “returned” the throne?
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Excuse me, Your Majesty, you dropped this.
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Tagline: When you gotta fight a bitch, VitaBitch
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In my accent, it would be hit instead of fight.
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Daily supplement
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Special ingredient = Chilli Powder
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He never wants to play anymore since his bitch moved in
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Im oscillating between believing this is a catastrophic localization error or the single most aggressive veterinary branding strategy in history. 💀
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“Are you going to settle for just being a normal b1tc#? Why buy a headache when you can be THE VitaBitch”
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