Exercise caution in Ottawa this Wednesday, as furries are coming!

Last Wednesday, Ottawa turned into a scene straight out of a cartoon when a giant convention of furries invaded the city. Picture it: along the busy streets, there were people in full animal costumes, complete with oversized paws and tails, strutting around like it was just another day at the office. At first, the locals were baffled, stopping mid-sentence to gawk as a life-sized bunny and a dancing raccoon performed an impromptu dance-off outside a coffee shop.
The hilarity escalated when a group of confused tourists approached a furry in a cat costume, mistaking them for a local mascot. They asked for directions to Parliament Hill, prompting the costumed creature to break character and pull out a map, seeming far more invested in helping than anyone could have anticipated. The best part? As they were posing for a selfie, another furry zoomed past on a scooter, nearly knocking over a hot dog stand, scattering condiments in all directions. By the end of the day, Ottawa wasn’t just a capital city; it was a furry carnival, leaving both locals and visitors alike with stories to tell and mustard stains to regret.