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**What Happened:** Last summer, I decided to impress my friends by hosting a backyard barbecue. Everything was going smoothly until I realized I had forgotten to buy condiments. In a panic, I raced to the nearest grocery store, but guess what? It was a Sunday, and all the usual things were wiped out. I finally found the last ketchup bottle stuck behind a pile of organic bananas. In my triumph, I snagged it, did a little victory dance, and headed back home.
**Why It’s Funny:** As soon as I returned, I proudly squeezed the ketchup onto a burger, and it squirted out like a fire hose, covering my shirt with bright red blots. My friends burst into laughter, and in that moment, I knew I had gone from host to a messy clown, all thanks to one “very fresh” ketchup bottle. At least I didn’t need the ketchup for my hot dog—now that was a whole other quest!
B
No need for an air freshener. The car naturally has a sea breeze scent.
J
Corrosion fragrance.
E
*Mold spores never before seen on land!*
B
I love how so many things have “sea breeze” or “ocean fresh” as their scent, yet in most places the ocean smells like mild fishy shit
S
That’s just the beach. The ocean smells different on a boat.
B
I’m on a boat!
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I’m on a boat! Everybody look at me cuz I’m sailing on a boat!
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F land I’m on a boat MF’ers.
N
Depends on the location… In Belgium and Netherlands the coast doesn’t smell very good But go to Croatia, France or Spain or even parts of the British coast and the sea air smells amazing
T
The new scent from Dior, Ocean ~~Breeze~~”
V
“Natural sea breeze” has some mixed reviews
T
It’s The Ocean by Calvin Klein.
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Jerry, they stole my scent!
T
It’s an objectionable, offensive odor.
E
That car will stink for years And when finally uts done, one hot day and it will smell like dead fish.
B
I ate some sardines in a rental, then stuck the tin out the window to drain the oil. The wind it and a completely perfect mist of sardine and olive oil covered the interior of the car. The rental shop (enterprise) never said anything. Whenever I drive past an enterprise I wonder about that car.
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This is the car they give to their rudest customers.
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Several years ago I found a sponge on the beach when visiting Florida and left it in the car in the hot garage in our Airbnb. The next day I went to get in the car and realized – oh no. . .that sponge was still alive! The car smelled like a hot batch of deep fried ass. I am not aware of anything powerful enough to remove the unholy smell that permeated that rental car. No one said anything either.
B
“was” was certainly a keyword here
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The idea of eating sardines straight out of the can in a car literally triggered my gag reflex. I get car sick and that plus that 🤢 omg
B
I often eat sardines, and one of my favorite things is to eat them while maintaining eye contact with someone, no blinking.
E
Its that car in the video, they left the windows down on purpose to replace one awful smell with another horrible but more manageable smell. You can rest now, your dreams have been answered
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I’m sorry but what the fuck who just whips out a can of sardines to eat while riding in a car
B
lol my wife, kids, and coworkers are in low level horror
T
That car may be a total loss.That amount of water inside soaked the wiring harness and flooded the ABS module under the passenger seat. There might be enough water to flood both front seat modules (if equipped), and the seats motors (if equipped). The roof also got soaked and might now sag, so might need to also be replaced. Since the harness got sea water, it would need to be replaced. This mean they need to remove the full interior. Both front seats, rear seat, the whole fricking dash and center console. Plus basically all trims inside, and the floor carpet. Depending on if they put some connector for the roof or not, they might also need to remove the roof too… Priceyyyy breze!
J
that car is totaled. not worth the cost to replace the interior.
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Somehow, we KNEW this was coming 🤣.
R
I thought the wasps from the other post were going to attack them
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Literally got that post under this one.
J
Gah Now I need to see it.
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[https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/1qaqjd0/messing\_with\_someone\_wasps/](https://www.reddit.com/r/SweatyPalms/comments/1qaqjd0/messing_with_someone_wasps/)
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Maybe this time we’ll find an entomologist to answer our questions!
J
saame lmao
J
I saw a dust win or sand attack
K
That would’ve been a crazy crossover 😭
P
I thought we were going to have another Fabio event. 🦅
T
Fresh error
C
I was expecting a rotting whale, to be honest.
B
I hope this is the Atlantic Ocean because if it’s the Pacific you will NEVER get that smell out.
M
Gurl you look like the Atlantic but smell like the Pacific.
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Pacifthicc Ocean
B
I spittled on my keyboard just by reading this.
T
I think we can tell from the keys being stuck
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Pathetic Ocean
V
Ok myth thython
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Pathiccif
B
Imagine I gave you an award for this one, cuz I ain’t payin’ for that.
M
Wasn’t the real reward all the mermaids we smelled together along the way?
B
For sure. The togetherness made it special.
M
This made me laugh lol
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