Fewer Lee

One day, my friend Lee decided it was time to declutter his life. He announced he was going to sell things he didn’t use. So, he loaded up his car with all his old video games, mismatched socks, and that lava lamp he swore he’d use for “mood lighting.” When he arrived at the local flea market, he confidently set up his stall, only to realize he had accidentally brought along his neighbor’s lawn gnome, which he had borrowed weeks ago for a prank.
Instead of getting rid of his own junk, Lee unwittingly created a bizarre gnome-themed sideshow at the market. Shoppers passed by, drawn in by the absurdity of it all, while Lee tried to explain that the gnome was actually his. By the end of the day, less Lee ended up being the town’s newest ‘lawn ornament trendsetter,’ with people lining up to take selfies with his ‘box of treasures.’ Who knew that decluttering could lead to becoming a local celebrity?